Re: ADT Security Canada

[Robert L Bass <sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 14:58:56 -0400, Robert L Bass
<sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> > ... stupid consumer product liability warning labels...
> > DO NOT PUT YOUR TONGUE ON RUNNING LAWN MOWER
> > BLADE SEVERE INJURY MAY RESULT.
> > Do not put loaded gun in your mouth and pull
> > trigger or your survivors will sue the shit out of us.
>
> My favorite is:
> "Warning!  Do not look at LASER with remaining eye."  :^)

Actually, my favorite of all times is this one.  You print it on
a self-stick label with your laser printer and affix it to the
elevator control panel.

"7 Button Does Not Work.
Please press 3 and 4"
--

Regards,
Robert L Bass

Bass Burglar Alarms
The Online DIY Store
http://www.BassBurglarAlarms.com