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Re: Sayonara, good people



Don't ask me man...I'm STILL pissed that they removed vent windows and =
rain gutters from cars. Now when you're driving in the rain you can't =
open the window without getting wet.

I was on Interstate 10 saturday, 60 miles West of Blythe and the border =
patrol was stopping everyone...they actually had STOP signs on the =
10...weird. There were probably 50 officers. Peeked in every car...I was =
wondering what they would actually DO...send them back into Arizona???? =
Yah, like we need more aliens here. They were there all day too, saw =
them on the way back at midnight. They were only on the West bound =
side...I guess they want to keep Arizona aliens outta California???

Coke had to be drunk (?) from a glass glass with Crystal ice...it's the =
closest you'll come to 1965 taste.

Oh yeah...DON'T use Viagra on your weeds...they just come up faster, =
harder and last longer :-))))))))))))




"alarman" <alarman2000@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message =
news:CGege.9657$D91.7129@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Crash Gordon=AE wrote:
> > Man...they ban all the good stuff! Lead, mercury, radium, tobacco,
> > asbestos,,,, what's next?
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> It's like the windows in the back doors of your car only go halfway =
down
> now. What in the fuck is up with that?? And I love how the new cars =
have
> governors on 'em. And daytime running lights. Mandatory seat belt =
laws. I
> have to give up my oranges at the California border agricultural =
inspection
> station, but the cops aren't allowed to arrest illegal aliens. My weed
> killer doesn't seem to have the same punch any more. Maybe I should =
use some
> of the new prescription drugs on 'em; the side effects are worse than =
the
> diseases they control. Oh, and could I please have a Coke that tastes =
the
> way it did in 1965?
> Progress sucks.
> js
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>=20
>


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