Re: New Fridge - setting up monitoring

["Robert Green" <robert_green1963@xxxxxxxxx>]

"Josepi" <JRM.@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:3hK6o.58772$YX3.57105@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> I wouldn't select that character profile on a fridge! Other appliances,
> maybe but never a fridge!

Some people wouldn't be able to lose weight without Sgt. Lee Ermey kicking
their butt.  I stole most of that riff from "Full Metal Jacket" BTW.

> The sexy female personality is much more appealing for weight control but
it
> would depend what period it is  selected for, in the scene profile
selection
> on the fridge. Sometimes I just can't wait to deselect the "vistors in the
> house" scene. The personalities used tend to lie about contents all the
time
> and I have a good idea what is in the fridge from the details on my online
> grocery item tick list from the last auto-delivery. That really pisses me
> off and I have deducted merit points from that scene I paid good money
for.

When I lived in a house with 12 other kids in college, you could put a half
gallon of ice cream in the freezer in the morning, and by 9PM there would be
a sink full of dirty spoons and a single spoonful of ice cream left in the
container.  The only way to make ice cream last more than a day was to
remove the ice cream from the store cardboard packaging and stick in a
plastic container marked "frozen creamed corn"  or worse.

--
Bobby G.


>
> "Robert Green" <robert_green1963@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> It will be MUCH worse than that if MS is involved:
>
> "Mr. Toilet has detected high levels of glucose in your urine and not
enough
> roughage in your stool.  The only food you Mr. Refrigerator will allow you
> to eat today is kelp. Please step away from the door.  Your kelp will be
> placed in the automatic dispenser.  Enjoy your kelp and have a nice day!"
>
> When it discovers you've been sneaking jelly dougnuts on the side, it
would
> go into the drill sergeant mode:
>
> Fridge: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f_ck is that? WHAT IS THAT?
> Human:  Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
> Fridge: A jelly doughnut? What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't
> Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
> Human: Sir, yes, sir!
> Fridge: How did it get here?
> Human: Sir, I got it from the donut shop, sir!
> Fridge: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?
> Human: Sir, no, sir!
> Fridge: And why not?
> Human: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
> Fridge: Because you are a disgusting fat body! Were you born a fat, slimy,
> scumbag puke piece o' shit, or did you have to work on it?
> Human: Sir, yes, sir!
> Fridge: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut by me?
> Human: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
> Fridge: Because you were hungry... You had best square your ass away and
> start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f_ck you up! NOW!
> MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the
> rest of the world! I will motivate you IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON
> THE CONGO! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
>
> --
> Bobby G.
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