Re: Suggestion for box where alarm monitoring failovers from landline to cell phone - when landline is cut.

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Well when I was I kid and couldn't find anything else fun to do I always
played with myself. That didn't sound right, did it?
As far as getting older goes I am probably young enough to not worry about a
good number one or two every day. So verbal diarrhea now would be like two
in one.

"Doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Roland,
>
> Does the term verbal diarrhea mean anything to you, instead of producing a
> mini series you could have said
>
> "Doug, you're a boring old fart now, you were probably a miserable bastard
> as a kid and you fucked up by not realising how much fun fake guns can be"
>
> and I thought RHC was long winded.
>
> Oh, and I'm still in my early years.
>
> Doug
>
> --
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> "Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Vbu_g.298$GR2.250@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> Hey Doug!
>> You don't sound like you were too much fun in your early years. How did
>> you ever manage to learn any good pistol whipping techniques without a
>> few fake handguns around? I have learned plenty with them myself. I
>> haven't been able to talk the Boy Scouts into making it a merit badge
>> kind of thing yet, but I always get a big group of folks really
>> interested when I show off my stuff at the Klan rallies! You sound just
>> like most so called normal folks that think the value of a replica gun is
>> nothin' other than a stage prop.You have really overlooked all the good
>> stuff you can do with a fake gun  Here's just a couple of examples.
>> Besides lookin' like a real bad ass carrying one, you can count on one
>> for gettin' rid of sass. Boy I mean to say once they start spittin'
>> teeth, all that sass seems to go away right with them teeth. If you get a
>> big bucket or two of those fake guns then its makes it no big deal to
>> toss one out after each use. You know, that way the clean up is easy. No
>> scalp hair, blood, bits of teeth and dentures and all that other bodily
>> fluids stuff to have to mess with cleanin' up. And talk about "sacks of
>> garbage" , since I am a nice guy myself I just go throw the used ones the
>> Good Will donation box and let someone else get some use out of it. Yes I
>> know I really don't have to do that, but that is just the kind of guy I
>> am. But I wonder sometimes if the cops don't get to them first. You know
>> every time I drop off a big batch of used guns seems the cops are always
>> hangin' around that box for the next day or two. They pretend they're
>> busy puttin' yellow tape around the box and such. I bet they're just
>> tryin' to to get lucky and get more free. Well let me finish here. I
>> think I understand the goin' after a stranger thing more than you do.
>> And after all once you have got all the sass out of the women and kids at
>> the house, or put 'em in the hospital or in a shelter somewhere givin'
>> them a teatment for somethin' else thats wrong with 'em, who else can you
>> go after but a stranger? Guess you just don't have your thinkin' just
>> right yet. Since I can't do it for you, get one and slap your own self
>> upside the head with it  And do it you get your mind right or lose it
>> tryin' by god. See it just don't ever stop 'cause that's one more thing
>> they're good for I just thought up.
>>
>> "Doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:WPs_g.5980$gM1.4742@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> So you assaulted a complete stranger with a replica gun and in your mind
>>> that's acceptable, "oh it was only a stranger and it wasn't a real gun",
>>> I'm sure that was some comfort to the terrified victim of your assault,
>>> and you have the front to moralise and call others "lowlife, lying sacks
>>> of garbage"
>>>
>>> Doug
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> "Robert L Bass" <robertbass1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>> news:2ZidnQUO5oFYh6fYnZ2dnUVZ_vidnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>> Don't forget to mention the Florida conviction
>>>>> for assault on a relative with a gun in 1979...
>>>>
>>>> Wrong on two counts.  It was a stranger and the "gun" was a non-working
>>>> replica.
>>>
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