Re: Suggestion for box where alarm monitoring failovers from landline to cell phone - when landline is cut.

["Doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx>]

Roland,

Does the term verbal diarrhea mean anything to you, instead of producing a
mini series you could have said

"Doug, you're a boring old fart now, you were probably a miserable bastard
as a kid and you fucked up by not realising how much fun fake guns can be"

and I thought RHC was long winded.

Oh, and I'm still in my early years.

Doug

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"Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Hey Doug!
> You don't sound like you were too much fun in your early years. How did
> you ever manage to learn any good pistol whipping techniques without a few
> fake handguns around? I have learned plenty with them myself. I haven't
> been able to talk the Boy Scouts into making it a merit badge kind of
> thing yet, but I always get a big group of folks really interested when I
> show off my stuff at the Klan rallies! You sound just like most so called
> normal folks that think the value of a replica gun is nothin' other than a
> stage prop.You have really overlooked all the good stuff you can do with a
> fake gun  Here's just a couple of examples. Besides lookin' like a real
> bad ass carrying one, you can count on one for gettin' rid of sass. Boy I
> mean to say once they start spittin' teeth, all that sass seems to go away
> right with them teeth. If you get a big bucket or two of those fake guns
> then its makes it no big deal to toss one out after each use. You know,
> that way the clean up is easy. No scalp hair, blood, bits of teeth and
> dentures and all that other bodily fluids stuff to have to mess with
> cleanin' up. And talk about "sacks of garbage" , since I am a nice guy
> myself I just go throw the used ones the Good Will donation box and let
> someone else get some use out of it. Yes I know I really don't have to do
> that, but that is just the kind of guy I am. But I wonder sometimes if the
> cops don't get to them first. You know every time I drop off a big batch
> of used guns seems the cops are always hangin' around that box for the
> next day or two. They pretend they're busy puttin' yellow tape around the
> box and such. I bet they're just tryin' to to get lucky and get more free.
> Well let me finish here. I think I understand the goin' after a stranger
> thing more than you do.  And after all once you have got all the sass out
> of the women and kids at the house, or put 'em in the hospital or in a
> shelter somewhere givin' them a teatment for somethin' else thats wrong
> with 'em, who else can you go after but a stranger? Guess you just don't
> have your thinkin' just right yet. Since I can't do it for you, get one
> and slap your own self upside the head with it  And do it you get your
> mind right or lose it tryin' by god. See it just don't ever stop 'cause
> that's one more thing they're good for I just thought up.
>
> "Doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> So you assaulted a complete stranger with a replica gun and in your mind
>> that's acceptable, "oh it was only a stranger and it wasn't a real gun",
>> I'm sure that was some comfort to the terrified victim of your assault,
>> and you have the front to moralise and call others "lowlife, lying sacks
>> of garbage"
>>
>> Doug
>>
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>> "Robert L Bass" <robertbass1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:2ZidnQUO5oFYh6fYnZ2dnUVZ_vidnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> Don't forget to mention the Florida conviction
>>>> for assault on a relative with a gun in 1979...
>>>
>>> Wrong on two counts.  It was a stranger and the "gun" was a non-working
>>> replica.
>>
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