Re: Suggestion for box where alarm monitoring failovers from landline to cell phone - when landline is cut.

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hey Doug!
You don't sound like you were too much fun in your early years. How did you
ever manage to learn any good pistol whipping techniques without a few fake
handguns around? I have learned plenty with them myself. I haven't been able
to talk the Boy Scouts into making it a merit badge kind of thing yet, but I
always get a big group of folks really interested when I show off my stuff
at the Klan rallies! You sound just like most so called normal folks that
think the value of a replica gun is nothin' other than a stage prop.You have
really overlooked all the good stuff you can do with a fake gun  Here's just
a couple of examples. Besides lookin' like a real bad ass carrying one, you
can count on one for gettin' rid of sass. Boy I mean to say once they start
spittin' teeth, all that sass seems to go away right with them teeth. If you
get a big bucket or two of those fake guns then its makes it no big deal to
toss one out after each use. You know, that way the clean up is easy. No
scalp hair, blood, bits of teeth and dentures and all that other bodily
fluids stuff to have to mess with cleanin' up. And talk about "sacks of
garbage" , since I am a nice guy myself I just go throw the used ones the
Good Will donation box and let someone else get some use out of it. Yes I
know I really don't have to do that, but that is just the kind of guy I am.
But I wonder sometimes if the cops don't get to them first. You know every
time I drop off a big batch of used guns seems the cops are always hangin'
around that box for the next day or two. They pretend they're busy puttin'
yellow tape around the box and such. I bet they're just tryin' to to get
lucky and get more free. Well let me finish here. I think I understand the
goin' after a stranger thing more than you do.  And after all once you have
got all the sass out of the women and kids at the house, or put 'em in the
hospital or in a shelter somewhere givin' them a teatment for somethin' else
thats wrong with 'em, who else can you go after but a stranger? Guess you
just don't have your thinkin' just right yet. Since I can't do it for you,
get one and slap your own self upside the head with it  And do it you get
your mind right or lose it tryin' by god. See it just don't ever stop 'cause
that's one more thing they're good for I just thought up.

"Doug" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:WPs_g.5980$gM1.4742@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> So you assaulted a complete stranger with a replica gun and in your mind
> that's acceptable, "oh it was only a stranger and it wasn't a real gun",
> I'm sure that was some comfort to the terrified victim of your assault,
> and you have the front to moralise and call others "lowlife, lying sacks
> of garbage"
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> Doug
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> "Robert L Bass" <robertbass1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:2ZidnQUO5oFYh6fYnZ2dnUVZ_vidnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Don't forget to mention the Florida conviction
>>> for assault on a relative with a gun in 1979...
>>
>> Wrong on two counts.  It was a stranger and the "gun" was a non-working
>> replica.
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