Re: Check in

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 12:56:13 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:

>
> Many Many years ago when I was the Maintenance Supervisor for a Plastic
> Extrusion Company I had a very small office near the shop.
> (maybe 11' x 9')  One summer there was this standard housefly that got
> into the office.  Since he was young he was very fast and I could not
> get him.  Buzz buzz buzz around and then would hide for a while.
> Myself in and out of the office all day.  Drove me nuts for 3 days.  Now
> the fly is 3 days older and getting slower.  He sat down on my desk and
> I very quickly reached out and caught him in my hand.
> Yahoo!!  Gotcha sucker!!
>
> Due to the torture he bestowed on me for 3 frickin days there had to be
> some appropriate punishment that was needed for this now captured fly.
> So I pulled off a bit of Scotch Tape and gently stuck him to it.  His
> legs were wiggling and his wings were trying to get loose but the sticky
> Scotch Tape adhesive would not let him go.  I walked him out to the
> shipping dock and gently stuck the tape with the fly to the floor.  He
> continued to try and get free but he couldn't!!  I then went over to
> the walk-behind forklift and positioned the left front wheel in line
> with the fly.  I the slowly (ever so slowly) moved the the 4,750lb
> forklift forward.  Once the tire rolled over the fly I went back and
> forth a couple of time just make sure he was DEAD.  I then pealed the
> Scotch Tape with squished fly off the floor and returned to my office
> where I pinned it to my bulletin board.  I did not have another fly
> enter my office for the rest of the summer.
>
> Wow, just typing that, made me feel so good!!  LOL
>
> I hope you all enjoyed reading my little fly story!!  :-)
> You may now resume your normal activities................
>
> Les

Hey Les,

Did you ever think about --------

If you tear the wings off of a fly. would you then call it a walk ?

or

Did you hear about the fly that entered a cow's ear and ended up in the milk pail the next morning?
It went in one ear and out the udder.