Re: Check in

[ABLE1 <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 5/14/2020 9:27 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
> On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 12:56:13 PM UTC-4, ABLE1 wrote:
>
>>
>> Many Many years ago when I was the Maintenance Supervisor for a Plastic
>> Extrusion Company I had a very small office near the shop.
>> (maybe 11' x 9')  One summer there was this standard housefly that got
>> into the office.  Since he was young he was very fast and I could not
>> get him.  Buzz buzz buzz around and then would hide for a while.
>> Myself in and out of the office all day.  Drove me nuts for 3 days.  Now
>> the fly is 3 days older and getting slower.  He sat down on my desk and
>> I very quickly reached out and caught him in my hand.
>> Yahoo!!  Gotcha sucker!!
>>
>> Due to the torture he bestowed on me for 3 frickin days there had to be
>> some appropriate punishment that was needed for this now captured fly.
>> So I pulled off a bit of Scotch Tape and gently stuck him to it.  His
>> legs were wiggling and his wings were trying to get loose but the sticky
>> Scotch Tape adhesive would not let him go.  I walked him out to the
>> shipping dock and gently stuck the tape with the fly to the floor.  He
>> continued to try and get free but he couldn't!!  I then went over to
>> the walk-behind forklift and positioned the left front wheel in line
>> with the fly.  I the slowly (ever so slowly) moved the the 4,750lb
>> forklift forward.  Once the tire rolled over the fly I went back and
>> forth a couple of time just make sure he was DEAD.  I then pealed the
>> Scotch Tape with squished fly off the floor and returned to my office
>> where I pinned it to my bulletin board.  I did not have another fly
>> enter my office for the rest of the summer.
>>
>> Wow, just typing that, made me feel so good!!  LOL
>>
>> I hope you all enjoyed reading my little fly story!!  :-)
>> You may now resume your normal activities................
>>
>> Les
>
> Hey Les,
>
> Did you ever think about --------
>
> If you tear the wings off of a fly. would you then call it a walk ?
>
> or
>
> Did you hear about the fly that entered a cow's ear and ended up in the milk pail the next morning?
> It went in one ear and out the udder.
>

Funny Stuff Jim!!!!

Thanks!!