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Re: New Monitoring Service



On 5/2/2020 12:44 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
> On Saturday, May 2, 2020 at 3:38:48 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
>> On 5/2/2020 12:28 PM, Jim Davis wrote:
>>> On Saturday, May 2, 2020 at 3:18:39 PM UTC-4, Jim Davis wrote:
>>>
>>>> Or maybe he's going out of business because he hasn't increased his prices along with his expenses.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ya know -------
>>>
>>> After that last post of mine the thought occurred to me of the three of us sitting in rocking chairs out on the front porch, each with a 3 day growth of beard, feet up on the railing, a cup of cocoa and we're all just complaining the hell out of everything.
>>>
>>> HEH HEH HEH ---- Yessiree ---- dag nab it !
>>>
>>
>> I've been working everyday.  I don't have to see a customer for months
>> and be busy as heck, although I had two drop by yesterday.
>
> That doesn't make you any less the chromogen
>


I'm still trying to figure out what a chromogen is.  Is it a device
where you drop in raw matter and it is converted at the atomic level to
chromium?

Quit making up words you old curmudgeon.



I have little patience for people any more.

*** Work ***
Me:  "I only give discounts for quantity five (5) or more."

Them:  "How about a bigger discount for just three (3)?"

Me:  "Thank you for the opportunity.  I'm sorry that you are no longer
interested in my product.  Please feel free to let me know if you change
your mind."


*** Fishing ***
Me:  "There is a hazard to the left past that corner.  Hold right, but
cut left brushing the corner to avoid damage to your boat and we should
clear the hazard just fine.  If you want fish the corner first put the
boat in reverse as the bow starts past the corner.  Do not allow the
boat to drift to far down the channel to the right or you will get
caught in a fast current and there is no place to turn around for more
than half a mile."

Them:  "We are past the corner with the drive disengaged and drifting
aimlessly."

Me:  "Get the fuck out of the way.  I'm taking over."



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