Re: New Monitoring Service

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Tuesday, May 5, 2020 at 11:11:54 AM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
 Sometimes you just can't trust the spell checker or ------
 the guy who's steering the boat.

>
> I'm still trying to figure out what a chromogen is.  Is it a device
> where you drop in raw matter and it is converted at the atomic level to
> chromium?
>
> Quit making up words you old curmudgeon.
>
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>
> I have little patience for people any more.
>
> *** Work ***
> Me:  "I only give discounts for quantity five (5) or more."
>
> Them:  "How about a bigger discount for just three (3)?"
>
> Me:  "Thank you for the opportunity.  I'm sorry that you are no longer
> interested in my product.  Please feel free to let me know if you change
> your mind."
>
>
> *** Fishing ***
> Me:  "There is a hazard to the left past that corner.  Hold right, but
> cut left brushing the corner to avoid damage to your boat and we should
> clear the hazard just fine.  If you want fish the corner first put the
> boat in reverse as the bow starts past the corner.  Do not allow the
> boat to drift to far down the channel to the right or you will get
> caught in a fast current and there is no place to turn around for more
> than half a mile."
>
> Them:  "We are past the corner with the drive disengaged and drifting
> aimlessly."
>
> Me:  "Get the fuck out of the way.  I'm taking over."