Re: OT: Service

[Roger W <allucan8@xxxxxxx>]

On Feb 17, 12:36=A0am, Frank Olson
<use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On 16/02/2010 9:28 PM, Roger W wrote:
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> > On Feb 16, 10:24 pm, Frank Olson
> > <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> =A0wrote:
> >> On 16/02/2010 4:49 AM, nick markowitz wrote:
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> >>> On Feb 16, 12:06 am, Jim<alarmi...@xxxxxxx> =A0 =A0wrote:
> >>>> On Feb 15, 11:39 pm, Roger W<alluc...@xxxxxxx> =A0 =A0wrote:
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> >>>>> On Feb 15, 10:58 pm, Frank Olson
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> >>>>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> =A0 =A0wrote:
> >>>>>> On 15/02/2010 6:51 AM, Jim Rojas wrote:
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> >>>>>>> SERVICE...
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> >>>>>>> Confused? Let me help you a bit. I became confused when I heard t=
he word
> >>>>>>> "Service" used with these agencies:
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> >>>>>>> Internal Revenue "Service"
> >>>>>>> Postal "Service"
> >>>>>>> Telephone "Service"
> >>>>>>> Cable TV "Service"
> >>>>>>> Civil "Service"
> >>>>>>> State, City, County& =A0 =A0Public "Service"
> >>>>>>> Customer "Service"
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> >>>>>>> ...and Bank of America Home Loans Servicing...
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> >>>>>>> This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
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> >>>>>>> But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said =
he had
> >>>>>>> hired a bull to "Service" a few cows..
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> >>>>>>> BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those ag=
encies
> >>>>>>> are doing to us.
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> >>>>>>> You are now as enlightened as I am.
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> >>>>>>> Jim Rojas
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> >>>>>> I don't get it. The farmer "hired" a bull?? How?? Did he advertise=
?
> >>>>>> When the bull "answered" the ad, did he have to submit a resume? W=
hat
> >>>>>> program did he use to put it together? Word? WordPerfect?? The
> >>>>>> open-source Java one??- Hide quoted text -
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> >>>>> He issued a "BULLiten" That's how.
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> >>>>> RW-
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> >>>> Oh come on!
> >>>> That sounds like BS to me.
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> >>> Hey you can make good money offering stud service for cows and horses
> >>> have seen stud fees of $100,000.00 for a
> >>> pure breed race horse.
> >>> does that make the studs owner a pimp then:)
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> >> I don't think I have the equipment to screw a race-horse... =A0Roger
> >> definitely does though... =A0Now the question remains if he's willing =
to
> >> go for as low as $100,000... =A0And I don't think you'll be able to ge=
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> > Tell me you're not saying that if you had a well oiled and finely
> > tuned "love machine" like mine you would screw a horse? Even I have
> > more class than that. I only stick it in beans. Human beans.
> > RW
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> My tastes are even more "refined" than yours. =A0Human beans with curves.
> =A0 Danica Patrick could shift my gears any time. =A0Heck... =A0she needs=
 a
> new car after her Nascar experience. =A0I wonder what my Aviator would
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Keep dreaming. I don't think she would cross the street to fart in
your face. Much less shift your stub.  :)