Re: OT: Service

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 16/02/2010 4:49 AM, nick markowitz wrote:
> On Feb 16, 12:06 am, Jim<alarmi...@xxxxxxx>  wrote:
>> On Feb 15, 11:39 pm, Roger W<alluc...@xxxxxxx>  wrote:
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>>> On Feb 15, 10:58 pm, Frank Olson
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>>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  wrote:
>>>> On 15/02/2010 6:51 AM, Jim Rojas wrote:
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>>>>> SERVICE...
>>
>>>>> Confused? Let me help you a bit. I became confused when I heard the word
>>>>> "Service" used with these agencies:
>>
>>>>> Internal Revenue "Service"
>>>>> Postal "Service"
>>>>> Telephone "Service"
>>>>> Cable TV "Service"
>>>>> Civil "Service"
>>>>> State, City, County&  Public "Service"
>>>>> Customer "Service"
>>
>>>>> ...and Bank of America Home Loans Servicing...
>>
>>>>> This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
>>
>>>>> But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had
>>>>> hired a bull to "Service" a few cows..
>>
>>>>> BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies
>>>>> are doing to us.
>>
>>>>> You are now as enlightened as I am.
>>
>>>>> Jim Rojas
>>
>>>> I don't get it. The farmer "hired" a bull?? How?? Did he advertise?
>>>> When the bull "answered" the ad, did he have to submit a resume? What
>>>> program did he use to put it together? Word? WordPerfect?? The
>>>> open-source Java one??- Hide quoted text -
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>>> He issued a "BULLiten" That's how.
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>>> RW-
>>
>> Oh come on!
>> That sounds like BS to me.
>
> Hey you can make good money offering stud service for cows and horses
> have seen stud fees of $100,000.00 for a
> pure breed race horse.
> does that make the studs owner a pimp then:)


I don't think I have the equipment to screw a race-horse...  Roger
definitely does though...  Now the question remains if he's willing to
go for as low as $100,000...  And I don't think you'll be able to get
away with calling Mrs. "W" a pimp.