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Re: OT: Service
On Feb 16, 10:24=A0pm, Frank Olson
<use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On 16/02/2010 4:49 AM, nick markowitz wrote:
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> > On Feb 16, 12:06 am, Jim<alarmi...@xxxxxxx> =A0wrote:
> >> On Feb 15, 11:39 pm, Roger W<alluc...@xxxxxxx> =A0wrote:
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> >>> On Feb 15, 10:58 pm, Frank Olson
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> >>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> =A0wrote:
> >>>> On 15/02/2010 6:51 AM, Jim Rojas wrote:
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> >>>>> SERVICE...
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> >>>>> Confused? Let me help you a bit. I became confused when I heard the=
word
> >>>>> "Service" used with these agencies:
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> >>>>> Internal Revenue "Service"
> >>>>> Postal "Service"
> >>>>> Telephone "Service"
> >>>>> Cable TV "Service"
> >>>>> Civil "Service"
> >>>>> State, City, County& =A0Public "Service"
> >>>>> Customer "Service"
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> >>>>> ...and Bank of America Home Loans Servicing...
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> >>>>> This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
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> >>>>> But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he=
had
> >>>>> hired a bull to "Service" a few cows..
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> >>>>> BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agen=
cies
> >>>>> are doing to us.
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> >>>>> You are now as enlightened as I am.
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> >>>>> Jim Rojas
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> >>>> I don't get it. The farmer "hired" a bull?? How?? Did he advertise?
> >>>> When the bull "answered" the ad, did he have to submit a resume? Wha=
t
> >>>> program did he use to put it together? Word? WordPerfect?? The
> >>>> open-source Java one??- Hide quoted text -
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> >>> He issued a "BULLiten" That's how.
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> >>> RW-
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> >> Oh come on!
> >> That sounds like BS to me.
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> > Hey you can make good money offering stud service for cows and horses
> > have seen stud fees of $100,000.00 for a
> > pure breed race horse.
> > does that make the studs owner a pimp then:)
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> I don't think I have the equipment to screw a race-horse... =A0Roger
> definitely does though... =A0Now the question remains if he's willing to
> go for as low as $100,000... =A0And I don't think you'll be able to get
> away with calling Mrs. "W" a pimp.- Hide quoted text -
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Tell me you're not saying that if you had a well oiled and finely
tuned "love machine" like mine you would screw a horse? Even I have
more class than that. I only stick it in beans. Human beans.
RW
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