Re: OT: Service

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 16/02/2010 9:28 PM, Roger W wrote:
> On Feb 16, 10:24 pm, Frank Olson
> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  wrote:
>> On 16/02/2010 4:49 AM, nick markowitz wrote:
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>>> On Feb 16, 12:06 am, Jim<alarmi...@xxxxxxx>    wrote:
>>>> On Feb 15, 11:39 pm, Roger W<alluc...@xxxxxxx>    wrote:
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>>>>> On Feb 15, 10:58 pm, Frank Olson
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>>>>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>    wrote:
>>>>>> On 15/02/2010 6:51 AM, Jim Rojas wrote:
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>>>>>>> SERVICE...
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>>>>>>> Confused? Let me help you a bit. I became confused when I heard the word
>>>>>>> "Service" used with these agencies:
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>>>>>>> Internal Revenue "Service"
>>>>>>> Postal "Service"
>>>>>>> Telephone "Service"
>>>>>>> Cable TV "Service"
>>>>>>> Civil "Service"
>>>>>>> State, City, County&    Public "Service"
>>>>>>> Customer "Service"
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>>>>>>> ...and Bank of America Home Loans Servicing...
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>>>>>>> This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
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>>>>>>> But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had
>>>>>>> hired a bull to "Service" a few cows..
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>>>>>>> BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies
>>>>>>> are doing to us.
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>>>>>>> You are now as enlightened as I am.
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>>>>>>> Jim Rojas
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>>>>>> I don't get it. The farmer "hired" a bull?? How?? Did he advertise?
>>>>>> When the bull "answered" the ad, did he have to submit a resume? What
>>>>>> program did he use to put it together? Word? WordPerfect?? The
>>>>>> open-source Java one??- Hide quoted text -
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>>>>> He issued a "BULLiten" That's how.
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>>>>> RW-
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>>>> Oh come on!
>>>> That sounds like BS to me.
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>>> Hey you can make good money offering stud service for cows and horses
>>> have seen stud fees of $100,000.00 for a
>>> pure breed race horse.
>>> does that make the studs owner a pimp then:)
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>> I don't think I have the equipment to screw a race-horse...  Roger
>> definitely does though...  Now the question remains if he's willing to
>> go for as low as $100,000...  And I don't think you'll be able to get
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> Tell me you're not saying that if you had a well oiled and finely
> tuned "love machine" like mine you would screw a horse? Even I have
> more class than that. I only stick it in beans. Human beans.
> RW


My tastes are even more "refined" than yours.  Human beans with curves.
  Danica Patrick could shift my gears any time.  Heck...  she needs a
new car after her Nascar experience.  I wonder what my Aviator would
look like in lime green...