Re: OT: Service

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 15/02/2010 6:51 AM, Jim Rojas wrote:
> SERVICE...
>
> Confused? Let me help you a bit. I became confused when I heard the word
> "Service" used with these agencies:
>
> Internal Revenue "Service"
> Postal "Service"
> Telephone "Service"
> Cable TV "Service"
> Civil "Service"
> State, City, County & Public "Service"
> Customer "Service"
>
> ...and Bank of America Home Loans Servicing...
>
> This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
>
> But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had
> hired a bull to "Service" a few cows..
>
> BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies
> are doing to us.
>
> You are now as enlightened as I am.
>
>
> Jim Rojas


I don't get it.  The farmer "hired" a bull??  How??  Did he advertise?
When the bull "answered" the ad, did he have to submit a resume?  What
program did he use to put it together?  Word?  WordPerfect??  The
open-source Java one??