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Re: Attention America!!!



On Feb 2, 7:53=A0am, "Edmund Fitzgerald" <e...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> "Roger W" <alluc...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
>
> news:14b6050c-6028-491a-9b5d-8c72b4059734@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> On Feb 1, 10:25 pm, Frank Olson
>
> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > As quoted from John Cleese (famous British Actor):
>
> > "... to the citizens of the United States of America:
>
> <snip Cleese drivel to preserve precious bandwidth>
>
> Of course we know there is a world beyond our borders. There's Mexico,
> Canada, Hawaii and Cuba. Did I leave anyone out?
>
> And why is it that all the con men on television info-mercials have
> British accents? I think we ought to look into that.
>
> And why is it that British women all have piano legs?
>
> And if the British do take over, will we all have bad teeth then?
>
> Who's John Cleese (famous British actor)? Is he some kind of
> Politician or something?
>

Edmund wrote:
> And the food. =A0Did anyone mention British food? =A0It's the worst in the=

> universe. =A0Did you ever hear of anybody in any other country opening a
> British restaurant? =A0Or a Canadian restaurant for that matter. =A0God Sa=
ve Us
> From The Queen (and her cooking).

Come to think about it, you are right. I've never seen a Canadian
resturant in the States. I guess if it wansn't for Ray Krock they
wouldn't have any. And if they did, what would their specialty be?
"Testicle of Polar Bear"?  :-)


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