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Re: Attention America!!!



Roger W wrote:
> On Feb 2, 7:53 am, "Edmund Fitzgerald" <e...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> "Roger W" <alluc...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>
>> news:14b6050c-6028-491a-9b5d-8c72b4059734@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> On Feb 1, 10:25 pm, Frank Olson
>>
>> <use_the_email_li...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> As quoted from John Cleese (famous British Actor):
>>> "... to the citizens of the United States of America:
>> <snip Cleese drivel to preserve precious bandwidth>
>>
>> Of course we know there is a world beyond our borders. There's Mexico,
>> Canada, Hawaii and Cuba. Did I leave anyone out?
>>
>> And why is it that all the con men on television info-mercials have
>> British accents? I think we ought to look into that.
>>
>> And why is it that British women all have piano legs?
>>
>> And if the British do take over, will we all have bad teeth then?
>>
>> Who's John Cleese (famous British actor)? Is he some kind of
>> Politician or something?
>>
>
> Edmund wrote:
>> And the food.  Did anyone mention British food?  It's the worst in the
>> universe.  Did you ever hear of anybody in any other country opening a
>> British restaurant?  Or a Canadian restaurant for that matter.  God Save Us
>> From The Queen (and her cooking).
>
> Come to think about it, you are right. I've never seen a Canadian
> resturant in the States. I guess if it wansn't for Ray Krock they
> wouldn't have any. And if they did, what would their specialty be?
> "Testicle of Polar Bear"?  :-)

Tim Horton's, anyone?


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