Re: FREE: Get your AUK Hate Machine Cog Number here - 500 to be given away

[teandson@xxxxxxxxxxx (Lamey)]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 08:11:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> Thou seven-chinned heap of
>wrath. Thou stagnant clotpole. Ye exhorted:
>
>> So solly.   You are not allowed to give out cog numbers.
>
>Want to bet on that, Slimy Street Kidd-Predator?
>
>> Shut up, kook!
>
>Please form a queue and add your name to the lits in the first free space
>after the last person on the lits. See disclaimer at end. Offer limited to
>first 500 applicants.
>
>1. Lionel Lauer AKA Loonie Lionel AKA Sick Freak AKA nancyboi AKA
>   Longword AKA google-eyes
>2. Rick Mather AKA Kadaitcha Man AKA Kaidy AKA nancyboy AKA fatass
>3. Carl R. Osterwald AKA purpurroterwald AKA Art Deco AKA fatass
>   in a nerdy sweater
>4. Kymberly Barnard AKA Kali  AKA fatass AKA Queen Bee
>5. Kevin A. Cannon
>6. Blu AKA fatass
>7. "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
>8. Meatplow fatass
>9.Lamey Teh Cable Guy-Usenet Abuser.
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Awesome psot Kman, now THAT is worth of an award.