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["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> Thou seven-chinned heap of
wrath. Thou stagnant clotpole. Ye exhorted:

> So solly.   You are not allowed to give out cog numbers.

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> Shut up, kook!

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3. Carl R. Osterwald AKA purpurroterwald AKA Art Deco AKA fatass
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