Re: FREE: Get your AUK Hate Machine Cog Number here - 500 to be given away

[Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:u2ihi.8cd.19.1@xxxxxxxxxxxx:

> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> Thou seven-chinned heap
> of wrath. Thou stagnant clotpole. Ye exhorted:
>
>> So solly.   You are not allowed to give out cog numbers.
>
> Want to bet on that, Slimy Street Kidd-Predator?
>
>> Shut up, kook!
>
> Please form a queue and add your name to the lits in the first free
> space after the last person on the lits. See disclaimer at end. Offer
> limited to first 500 applicants.
>
> 1. Lionel Lauer AKA Loonie Lionel AKA Sick Freak AKA nancyboi AKA
>    Longword AKA google-eyes
> 2. Rick Mather AKA Kadaitcha Man AKA Kaidy AKA nancyboy AKA fatass
> 3. Carl R. Osterwald AKA purpurroterwald AKA Art Deco AKA fatass
>    in a nerdy sweater
> 4. Kymberly Barnard AKA Kali  AKA fatass AKA Queen Bee
> 5. Kevin A. Cannon
> 6. Blu AKA fatass
> 7. "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
> 8. Meatplow fatass
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