Re: FREE: Get your AUK Hate Machine Cog Number here - 500 to be given away

[Terrence Cooter <flycooter@xxxxxxxxx>]

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote in
<phineaspuddleduck-7B017C.03295713052007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> In article <u2ihi.8cd.19.1@xxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>  "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> Thou seven-chinned heap of
>> wrath. Thou stagnant clotpole. Ye exhorted:
>>
>> > So solly.   You are not allowed to give out cog numbers.
>>
>> Want to bet on that, Slimy Street Kidd-Predator?
>>
>> > Shut up, kook!
>>
>> Please form a queue and add your name to the lits in the first free space
>> after the last person on the lits. See disclaimer at end. Offer limited to
>> first 500 applicants.
>>
>> 1. Lionel Lauer AKA Loonie Lionel AKA Sick Freak AKA nancyboi AKA
>>    Longword AKA google-eyes
>> 2. Rick Mather AKA Kadaitcha Man AKA Kaidy AKA nancyboy AKA fatass
>> 3. Carl R. Osterwald AKA purpurroterwald AKA Art Deco AKA fatass
>>    in a nerdy sweater
>> 4. Kymberly Barnard AKA Kali  AKA fatass AKA Queen Bee
>> 5. Kevin A. Cannon
>> 6. Blu AKA fatass
>> 7. "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
>> 8. Meatplow fatass
>
>> 9. Phineas T Puddleduck
>
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