Re: FREE: Get your AUK Hate Machine Cog Number here - 500 to be given away

[Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Sun, 13 May 2007 02:34:40 +0000, Terrence Cooter
<flycooter@xxxxxxxxx> boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
then wrote:

>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote in
><phineaspuddleduck-7B017C.03295713052007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>
>> In article <u2ihi.8cd.19.1@xxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>  "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> Thou seven-chinned heap of
>>> wrath. Thou stagnant clotpole. Ye exhorted:
>>>
>>> > So solly.   You are not allowed to give out cog numbers.
>>>
>>> Want to bet on that, Slimy Street Kidd-Predator?
>>>
>>> > Shut up, kook!
>>>
>>> Please form a queue and add your name to the lits in the first free space
>>> after the last person on the lits. See disclaimer at end. Offer limited to
>>> first 500 applicants.
>>>
>>> 1. Lionel Lauer AKA Loonie Lionel AKA Sick Freak AKA nancyboi AKA
>>>    Longword AKA google-eyes
>>> 2. Rick Mather AKA Kadaitcha Man AKA Kaidy AKA nancyboy AKA fatass
>>> 3. Carl R. Osterwald AKA purpurroterwald AKA Art Deco AKA fatass
>>>    in a nerdy sweater
>>> 4. Kymberly Barnard AKA Kali  AKA fatass AKA Queen Bee
>>> 5. Kevin A. Cannon
>>> 6. Blu AKA fatass
>>> 7. "Irv 'Cottonmouth' Hyatt"
>>> 8. Meatplow fatass
>>
>>> 9. Phineas T Puddleduck
>>
>>> 10. Fly Cooter

No, Bowtard, you don't get to be a Cog in the AUK Hate Machine.

You only get to Fuck Off.

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