Re: Problems with an Ademco Vista-15... System won't arm, and it keeps counting?

["Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Feb 10, 7:56=EF=BF=BDpm, secure15 <secur...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Women's Poem
> =A0>
> =A0>
> =A0>Before I lay me down to sleep,
> =A0>
> =A0>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> =A0>
> =A0>One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> =A0>
> =A0>One who loves to listen long,
> =A0>
> =A0>One who thinks before he speaks,
> =A0>
> =A0>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> =A0>
> =A0>I pray he's gainfully employed,
> =A0>
> =A0>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> =A0>
> =A0>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> =A0>
> =A0>Massages my back and begs to do more.
> =A0>
> =A0>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> =A0>
> =A0>Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> =A0>
> =A0>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> =A0>
> =A0>And always be my very best friend.
> =A0>


I think that if you really break this down to basics, all women really
want is a credit card with a penis.




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> =A0> MAN'S POEM
> =A0>
> =A0>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> =A0>who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
> =A0>doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
>