Re: Problems with an Ademco Vista-15... System won't arm, and it keeps counting?

["Roland" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Penis is optional. For women they are freely available in mass quantities
most places.
"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1171305946.460354.125820@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
On Feb 10, 7:56?pm, secure15 <secur...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Women's Poem
> >
> >
> >Before I lay me down to sleep,
> >
> >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> >
> >One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> >
> >One who loves to listen long,
> >
> >One who thinks before he speaks,
> >
> >One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >
> >I pray he's gainfully employed,
> >
> >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> >
> >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >
> >Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >
> >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> >
> >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >
> >I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> >
> >And always be my very best friend.
> >


I think that if you really break this down to basics, all women really
want is a credit card with a penis.




> >---------------------------------------------------
> > MAN'S POEM
> >
> >I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> >who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
> >doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
>