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Re: Problems with an Ademco Vista-15... System won't arm, and it keeps counting?



Women's Poem
 >
 >
 >Before I lay me down to sleep,
 >
 >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 >
 >One who's handsome, smart and strong.
 >
 >One who loves to listen long,
 >
 >One who thinks before he speaks,
 >
 >One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
 >
 >I pray he's gainfully employed,
 >
 >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
 >
 >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
 >
 >Massages my back and begs to do more.
 >
 >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
 >
 >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
 >
 >I pray that this man will love me to no end,
 >
 >And always be my very best friend.
 >
 >---------------------------------------------------
 > MAN'S POEM
 >
 >I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
 >who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
 >doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


Crash Gordon wrote:
> dem boobies is mine...youse get yer own
>
>
> "Tommy" <tommy at leesecurity.net> wrote in message
> news:12sq099ko2r31e8@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> |
> | "iRate" <iratable@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> | news:1170979167.801392.209790@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> | >
> | > Again, thanks to all, and especially Crash Gordon who won the booby
> | > prize!
> |
> |
> | does that mean that he gets to see yours, or a new set for himself?
> |
> |
>
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