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Re: Problems with an Ademco Vista-15... System won't arm, and it keeps counting?
Women's Poem
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>Before I lay me down to sleep,
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>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
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>One who's handsome, smart and strong.
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>One who loves to listen long,
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>One who thinks before he speaks,
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>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
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>I pray he's gainfully employed,
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>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
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>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
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>Massages my back and begs to do more.
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>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
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>Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
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>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
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>And always be my very best friend.
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> MAN'S POEM
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>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
>who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
>doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Crash Gordon wrote:
> dem boobies is mine...youse get yer own
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> "Tommy" <tommy at leesecurity.net> wrote in message
> news:12sq099ko2r31e8@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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> | "iRate" <iratable@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> | news:1170979167.801392.209790@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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> | > Again, thanks to all, and especially Crash Gordon who won the booby
> | > prize!
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> | does that mean that he gets to see yours, or a new set for himself?
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