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Re: Someone buy Bass a calendar



Frank Olson wrote:
> Mr.Double-sided tape wrote:
> > 24 years with your own CS?
> > IF you opened it in 1979 (the year you mention most when discussing
> > your allegedly start in the business) did you still have that CS in
> > 2003?
>
> He'll also tell you he was "installing" and "servicing" his "central
> station customers" from Florida from 1999 to 2001 (the last year he
> renewed his CT L-6).  We're supposed to count that as "time in the trade". <

Yet these are the same accounts he sold when he split CT

>
>
> > Wasn't the CS located in your West Hartford, CT garage?
>
> Never.  It was in a "room in his home". <

It was the attached garage. Makes you warm and fuzzy thinking about the
level of security he provided.

>
>
> > Didn't you move
> > to Florida in 2001?
>
> 1999.<

Sorry I was using the Bass numers system.

>
>
> > Didn't you 'sell' those accounts to a company in
> > East Hartford?
>
> Why put "sell" in quotations??<

Because they were part of the settlement.

>
>
> >
> > And if you started in 1979, like you always claim, and you were in the
> > business for 29 years, then can you tell me what happened to the years
> > 2006, and 2007? I must have blacked out and now it's 2008.
>
> No.  It's 2006.  Robert's math skills are on a par with his flying
> skills.  I figure it's also how he managed to squeeze "Attention
> Burglars.  Go ahead. Make my day." into a 32 character LCD keypad.  He
> just can't count.<

He's been practicing his bluffing skills ever since the Party Poker
popup has been on his website.

>
>
> > Ummmm sorry to everyone here for no holiday cards the last few years
> > (2006, & 2007), I was kinda out of it.
>
> That's OK.  Bass has been "out of it" for a lot longer.<

No, he's been in it for 29 years :-)

>
>
> > And if anyone here could call my job and tell them I overslept I'd
> > appreciate it.
> > I hope my boss doesn't get mad for me oversleeping by 2 years.
>
> You haven't heard?  You should really try to catch up on your emails and
> memos.  Your company is now owned by Monitronics.  Say "hello" to your
> new boss, Mark Leuck.<

What a scary thought. I'm fired for sure now. The yard signs must be
Zebra striped now and company vehicles are now adult big wheels.

>
> :-)
>
> Frank Olson
> http://www.yoursecuritysource.com<



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