Re: A few to make you laugh

[ABLE1 <somewhere@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horseracing, decided to purchase one and enter it
in the race.  However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse
was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that
since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper
carried this headline:  PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again, and this time it won.

The paper read:  PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline
read:  BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid
of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day
the paper read:  NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:  NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!  The bishop
was buried the next day.