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Re: A few to make you laugh



Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same
 time.  The Italian boy's father presents him with a brand-new pistol. On
 the other side of town, at his Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a
 beautiful gold watch.
 The next day in school, the two boys are showing each other what they
 got. It turns out that each boy likes the other's present better, and so
 they trade.
 That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees him looking
 at the watch.
 "Where did you getta thatta watch?" asks the man.
 The boy explains that he and Sammy had traded. The father blows his top.

 "Whatta you? Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you?
 "Somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe somma day you
 gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta
 you gonna do then?  Looka atta you watch and say, "How longa you gonna
 be?"


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