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Re: I So Hate Stupid People
Mex food would kill me long before I had my revenge.
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**Crash Gordon**
"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Jun 23, 7:31?pm, "Crash Gordon" <webmas...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>> I charge more if they wanna help or follow me around. I had one guy with
>> garlic breath (in the morning!) hanging over my shoulder watching me work
>> on
>> the panel...I was passing out holding my breath while he yakked away.
>>
>> --
>> **Crash Gordon**
>>
>
> Here's an idea if this should ever happen again and you have to go
> back the next day ....
>
> For dinner that night, bring in a good supply of Mexican food,
> including a lot of beans.
>
> Next day you'll find he wont be so anxious to follow you around.
>
> That ought to hold him at bay for the rest of the job.
>
> Of course .... you probably won't get any referrals out of him ....
> but you WILL have a disSTINKt reputation.
>
> But, come to think of it, this won't work if his sense of smell has
> been desensitized due to the garlic ... in which case .... you'll have
> to live with yourself .... or bring some Beano with you as a fallback.
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