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Re: 17075 Leslie Street



Robert L Bass wrote:

>"Spellcheck Patrol" wrote:
>>
>> The critters are skunks, and raccoons. The moth balls worked on the
>> skunk, but nothing short of a pellet gun will work on the raccoons.
>> I've tried lime, cayenne pepper, thorn bushes, and a shovel to the ass
>> but those bastards keep coming back.
>
>You have not yet tried the ultimate weapon of mass raccoon destruction...
>Jiminex' hammer effectively dispatches raccons, skunks and small children.
>Just ask him.

Or just use a gun, like you do on family members.

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