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Re: 17075 Leslie Street



On May 21, 8:32=EF=BF=BDpm, "Robert L Bass" <RobertLB...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:=

> "Spellcheck Patrol" wrote:
>
> > The critters are skunks, and raccoons. The moth balls worked on the
> > skunk, but nothing short of a pellet gun will work on the raccoons.
> > I've tried lime, cayenne pepper, thorn bushes, and a shovel to the ass
> > but those bastards keep coming back.
>
> You have not yet tried the ultimate weapon of mass raccoon destruction...
> Jiminex' hammer effectively dispatches raccons, skunks and small children.=

> Just ask him.
>
> --
>

In your condition, you haven't the strength to pick a hammer up.


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