Re: A Canadian Invention

[G. Morgan <your@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Roger W wrote:

>I explained that a flatulence detector, if one existed, could only
>detect, annunciate and report but could not prevent an unpleasant
>odorous situation. She acknowledged the fact but said she wanted the
>central to call and alert her before she got home so she could
>remotely activate the central air unit.


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-G