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Re: A Canadian Invention



On Feb 8, 7:48=A0pm, G. Morgan <y...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Roger W wrote:
> >I explained that a flatulence detector, if one existed, could only
> >detect, annunciate and report but could not prevent an unpleasant
> >odorous situation. She acknowledged the fact but said she wanted the
> >central to call and alert her before she got home so she could
> >remotely activate the central air unit.
>
> http://www.cornells.com/product.cfm?s=3D7&p=3D14
> Now you can use space-age technology to provide you with early warning of
> gaseous attacks from friends and relatives. This technologically advanced
> product actually detects methane gas and issue a loud warning. Perfect gif=
t for
> the aromatic friend who has everything.
> $34.99
> Out of Stock
>
> Google is your friend:
> Results 1 - 10 of about 156,000 for fart detector. (0.18 seconds)
>
> --
>
> -G

Thanks but it has to be U.L. listed and have a form A or C relay.We
already know who the culprit is.


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