ASA state of Martial Law

[Spellcheck Patrol <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

The Axis of Misspelling Evil has infiltrated ASA, and is setting up
training camps in this newsgroup.
It is for this reason that I am declaring a state of Martial Law.
Anyone caught misspelling will be dealt with swiftly and harshly.
Punishment includes, but is not limited to:

Cleaning out Rojas' garage.

Watching 72 hours of Star Trek with Bob Campbell while wearing an ADT
shirt.

Visiting Israel with Petem.

Attending the Rumpleburger family reunion.

Having to use the phrase modicum of skills in every post. * this is
reserved for Graham

Hosting a seance  to contact Mike.

Having to wear Mark Leuck's bicycle pants in public.

You have been warned.

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