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Re: ASA state of Martial Law



On Apr 20, 12:28 pm, Spellcheck Patrol <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> The Axis of Misspelling Evil has infiltrated ASA, and is setting up
> training camps in this newsgroup.
> It is for this reason that I am declaring a state of Martial Law.
> Anyone caught misspelling will be dealt with swiftly and harshly.
> Punishment includes, but is not limited to:
>
> Cleaning out Rojas' garage.
>
> Watching 72 hours of Star Trek with Bob Campbell while wearing an ADT
> shirt.
>
> Visiting Israel with Petem.
>
> Attending the Rumpleburger family reunion.
>
> Having to use the phrase modicum of skills in every post. * this is
> reserved for Graham
>
> Hosting a seance  to contact Mike.
>
> Having to wear Mark Leuck's bicycle pants in public.
>
> You have been warned.
>
> http://www.yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html

RHC: The ADT teeshirt is OK as long as it's wet and is being worn by 7
of 9 !!


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