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There is a distinct difference in pronunciation between what is under a
woman's pasties and what is on the end of a cow's udder.
However, I guess he was technically correct.
Udder :
   2. One of the breasts of a woman. [R.]
      [1913 Webster]
However having had to actually milk a cow, I can say there is very little in
common between two legged and four legged variety. Unless someone proposes
bovine suffrage, it's likely to stay that way.

"Robert L Bass" <RobertLBass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:6_RJi.3197$Wo4.1007@xxxxxxxxxxx
> "Roland More" wrote:
> >
> > Is that why you were banned from all the local dairies? When you
> > said you liked four on the floor, everyone thought you were talking
> > about cars!
>
> Reminds me of the line in the movie, "Witness," where the Amish
> farmer asks Harrison Ford, "What's the matter . . . haven't you ever
> handled a tit before?"
>
> Ford says, "Sure, just never this big."
>
> --
>
> Regards,
> Robert L Bass
>
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