Re: RJ45 jacks

["Just Looking" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx>]

> Ever have a curious client with ^garlic^ breath follow you around, lookin
over your shoulder (literally)...almost all day long?

Only when I haven't eaten a big pot of beans the day before.
I got in trouble in a SCIF once when the soldier guarding us followed us too
much and I got mad. To get rid of him I said I hadn't been that frustrated
since I missed my monthly copy of Soviet Life. Needless to say I spent the
next few hours in front of the old man. But I did get Pravda read to me for
the first (and last) time.

"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Ever have a curious client with ^garlic^ breath follow you around, lookin
> over your shoulder (literally)...almost all day long?
>
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> Crash Gordon
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> <I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe>
> "Robert L Bass" <RobertLBass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:CUUKi.5356$tJ4.669@xxxxxxxxxxx
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> | "Bob La Londe" <nospam@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> | news:46fb5035$0$26420$88260bb3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> | > "Crash Gordon"  wrote in message
> | >
> | >> Freekin' designers...what a joke.
> | >
> | > I like the red dust covers that come with Sentrol Smokes these
> | > days.  I leave them on until everything is done, then remove them
> | > upon alarm walk through time.  You should see the self important
> | > busy bodies get all uptight about those bright red blobs on the
> | > ceiling.
> | >
> | > I tell them, that its a new fire code and all the new construction
> | > has to have them.  I actually had a home owener try and stop one of
> | > my guys from removing the dust covers when he was doing his wlak
> | > through with them.
> |
> | Many years ago we were installing a Napco Magnum 800 in a house in
> | CT.  The lady of the house asked if I could have my men wear white
> | cotton gloves and remove their shoes while working in the house.  I
> | explained that gloves would be a hazard when operating drills.  We
> | also would not go shoeless because of the danger.
> |
> | She accepted that but was generally a pain at every step.  Several
> | times while we were drilling door switches and such she actually
> | tried to vacuum around us.  It was obvious the lady was a bit of a
> | nut.
> |
> | On the last day I went out to my truck and brought in a huge "Hole
> | Hog" drill with a huge bit in the chuck which we used when installing
> | a certain type of recessed transmitter.  I didn't need the tool; just
> | carried it in past the lady for fun.  It worked.  Right away she
> | asked, "What is that huge thing for?"
> |
> | I said it was needed to drill the mounting holes for the control
> | panel.
> |
> | "How big is the control panel?"
> |
> | "Not too big.  It's a red cabinet, 2' wide by 3 high and it weighs
> | about 85 pounds."
> |
> | "Where does it go?"
> |
> | "I found only one ideal location -- on the wall above the couch in
> | the living room."
> |
> | She stared at that drill for a moment and then said, "Stop.  I want
> | to ask my husband about this."
> |
> | He knew what a PITA she was and when he saw the smile on my face he
> | caught on right away.  He told her that we were the experts and if
> | that's where it has to go, well that's it.  :^)
> |
> | --
> |
> | Regards,
> | Robert L Bass
> |
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