Re: Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

[tourman <robercampbell@xxxxxxxxx>]

On Nov 23, 12:19 am, Frank Olson
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> alluc...@xxxxxxx wrote:
> > On Nov 22, 6:46 pm, tourman <robercampb...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> On Nov 22, 6:00 pm, alluc...@xxxxxxx wrote:
>
> >>> Yep. I'm finaly headed for the big time now!
> >>> I've gots me two tickets to the Millionare Dealer Forum hosted by
> >>> LaserShield at the Walt Disney Swan Resort Hotel in Orlando FL. Dec
> >>> 7&8.
> >>> While you suckers are still crawling thru attics,crawl spaces and
> >>> foiling windows, they're gonna teach me how to sell these new fangled
> >>> table top alarm systems and make a million bucks.
> >>> Yep. I've got their fancy brocure and dvd right here. It says they're
> >>> gonna wine and dine and mentor me and all that shit. Man, I can hardly
> >>> wait.
> >>> They even got pictures of famous people like Rush Limbaugh endorsing
> >>> this stuff. Why, if Rush is protecting his house with lasershield it
> >>> must be hot shit, right? Even Larry King is shaking this guy's hand
> >>> who is going to teach me how to close.
> >>> Theres all kinds of stuff in this brochure. I could go on and on.
> >>> I hope this works out better than loxxon and that quorum shit. I'm
> >>> getting a hard on just thinking about it.
> >>> Speaking of hard ons, anyone know if there is a "Hooters" near this
> >>> resort? Never mind. The  wife doesn't like "Mellon Bars"
> >>> Well suckers,yall keep on hard wiring. As for me, I'm going for this
> >>> new fangled "wireless" invention of the future shit.
> >>> Roger W.
> >>> Millionare in trainig
> >> RHC: This is a joke...right ? If not, this guy needs some serious
> >> help...:)- Hide quoted text -
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> >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > I'm not bullshiting. Google it. I got their brochure, tickets and dvd
> > right here. You see theres this lasershield thing see? You plug it in
> > your phone line jack. See? No RJ31X to bother with. You got this box
> > you put on a table. You got these slave motions all over the place.
> > See?
>
> > If the burglar doesn't trip on the the phone cord or breaks the box,
> > Rapid Response gets a signal. Thats all I know.
>
> > Simple. What will they think of next? I can hardly wait!
>
> > Hey wait! Maybe bass will show up. He lives near there doesn't he?
> > Maybe he'll bring some burgers. We could trade bullshit stories. Yea.
> > I can see it all now.
>
> > And as for needing some serious help............................
>
> > Roger W.
>
> If you really want to make a million dollars, sell that system with a
> redirector module to your own CS, then sell the RMR too...  Take a page
> from Brinks and copy their PSA.  The customer will *never* own the
> equipment and you'll be "sitting purty" collectin' like a bazillion
> dollars a year.

RHC: Yeah, and we'll have another scam artist in the already crowded
security industry....