Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

[allucan8@xxxxxxx]

Yep. I'm finaly headed for the big time now!

I've gots me two tickets to the Millionare Dealer Forum hosted by
LaserShield at the Walt Disney Swan Resort Hotel in Orlando FL. Dec
7&8.

While you suckers are still crawling thru attics,crawl spaces and
foiling windows, they're gonna teach me how to sell these new fangled
table top alarm systems and make a million bucks.

Yep. I've got their fancy brocure and dvd right here. It says they're
gonna wine and dine and mentor me and all that shit. Man, I can hardly
wait.

They even got pictures of famous people like Rush Limbaugh endorsing
this stuff. Why, if Rush is protecting his house with lasershield it
must be hot shit, right? Even Larry King is shaking this guy's hand
who is going to teach me how to close.

Theres all kinds of stuff in this brochure. I could go on and on.

I hope this works out better than loxxon and that quorum shit. I'm
getting a hard on just thinking about it.

Speaking of hard ons, anyone know if there is a "Hooters" near this
resort? Never mind. The  wife doesn't like "Mellon Bars"

Well suckers,yall keep on hard wiring. As for me, I'm going for this
new fangled "wireless" invention of the future shit.

Roger W.
Millionare in trainig