Re: Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

Yeah I signed up for that, but then I had a better offer from the relative
of a deceased Nigerian government official, so I got my deposit back and
sent it off to Nigeria. Any day now I should be receiving a cheque for 470
million dollars. I think I'm going to open a chain of Melon Bars when I get
my money.

Doug

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<allucan8@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Yep. I'm finaly headed for the big time now!
>
> I've gots me two tickets to the Millionare Dealer Forum hosted by
> LaserShield at the Walt Disney Swan Resort Hotel in Orlando FL. Dec
> 7&8.
>
> While you suckers are still crawling thru attics,crawl spaces and
> foiling windows, they're gonna teach me how to sell these new fangled
> table top alarm systems and make a million bucks.
>
> Yep. I've got their fancy brocure and dvd right here. It says they're
> gonna wine and dine and mentor me and all that shit. Man, I can hardly
> wait.
>
> They even got pictures of famous people like Rush Limbaugh endorsing
> this stuff. Why, if Rush is protecting his house with lasershield it
> must be hot shit, right? Even Larry King is shaking this guy's hand
> who is going to teach me how to close.
>
> Theres all kinds of stuff in this brochure. I could go on and on.
>
> I hope this works out better than loxxon and that quorum shit. I'm
> getting a hard on just thinking about it.
>
> Speaking of hard ons, anyone know if there is a "Hooters" near this
> resort? Never mind. The  wife doesn't like "Mellon Bars"
>
> Well suckers,yall keep on hard wiring. As for me, I'm going for this
> new fangled "wireless" invention of the future shit.
>
> Roger W.
> Millionare in trainig
>