Re: Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

[allucan8@xxxxxxx]

On Nov 22, 6:46 pm, tourman <robercampb...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Nov 22, 6:00 pm, alluc...@xxxxxxx wrote:
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> > Yep. I'm finaly headed for the big time now!
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> > I've gots me two tickets to the Millionare Dealer Forum hosted by
> > LaserShield at the Walt Disney Swan Resort Hotel in Orlando FL. Dec
> > 7&8.
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> > While you suckers are still crawling thru attics,crawl spaces and
> > foiling windows, they're gonna teach me how to sell these new fangled
> > table top alarm systems and make a million bucks.
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> > Yep. I've got their fancy brocure and dvd right here. It says they're
> > gonna wine and dine and mentor me and all that shit. Man, I can hardly
> > wait.
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> > They even got pictures of famous people like Rush Limbaugh endorsing
> > this stuff. Why, if Rush is protecting his house with lasershield it
> > must be hot shit, right? Even Larry King is shaking this guy's hand
> > who is going to teach me how to close.
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> > Theres all kinds of stuff in this brochure. I could go on and on.
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> > I hope this works out better than loxxon and that quorum shit. I'm
> > getting a hard on just thinking about it.
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> > Speaking of hard ons, anyone know if there is a "Hooters" near this
> > resort? Never mind. The  wife doesn't like "Mellon Bars"
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> > Well suckers,yall keep on hard wiring. As for me, I'm going for this
> > new fangled "wireless" invention of the future shit.
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> > Roger W.
> > Millionare in trainig
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> RHC: This is a joke...right ? If not, this guy needs some serious
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I'm not bullshiting. Google it. I got their brochure, tickets and dvd
right here. You see theres this lasershield thing see? You plug it in
your phone line jack. See? No RJ31X to bother with. You got this box
you put on a table. You got these slave motions all over the place.
See?

If the burglar doesn't trip on the the phone cord or breaks the box,
Rapid Response gets a signal. Thats all I know.

Simple. What will they think of next? I can hardly wait!

Hey wait! Maybe bass will show up. He lives near there doesn't he?
Maybe he'll bring some burgers. We could trade bullshit stories. Yea.
I can see it all now.

And as for needing some serious help............................

Roger W.