Re: Break in charge?

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

What was the customers name ? Harvey White Leporidae

Doug

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"Robert L Bass" <> wrote in message news:iI2dnZ3ETdfK-

>We had one particularly nasty customer in
> CT years ago.  When I called her at work
> one day to inform her that her alarm had rung
> and the police had the perp in custody she
> asked, "So, why are you telling me about it?"
> in an angry tone.  I said the police wanted her
> to come home to sign a complaint so they
> could press charges.  She hung up.  :^)
>
> Some years later, after enduring more rudeness
> than her account was worth, I told my wife to
> send her a cancellation letter instead of a bill.
> She called, quite miffed, to ask why and I said
> we were cutting back.
>
> Customer: "Oh, are you getting out of monitoring
> service?"
> Me: "No ma'am, not entirely."
> Customer: "What are you eliminating? Farmington
> Valley?"
> Me: "No ma'am, not entirely."
> Customer: "Oh, just Simsbury?" [her town]
> Me: "Not entirely, ma'am."
> Customer: "Well, just exactly what are you cutting
> out?"
> Me: "Your side of your block."
> For some reason she hung up again.  A few years
> later we bought out a smaller dealer and guess who
> was one of the clients.  We sent her a cancellation
> letter when her term expired.  She didn't call to ask
> why.  :^)
>
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>
> Regards,
> Robert L Bass
> http://www.bassburgIaraIarms.com