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Re: CO2 Placement



DEDs can be deadly if you use too many or over clock them. You only get a
nanosecond warning just before the whooshing sound.....


"Jim" <alarminex@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Mar 7, 9:39?am, "Crash Gordon" <webmas...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> I ground my plastic boxes with fiber optic cable, allows for faster
> transmutation of electrons.
>
Because of the excessive speed allowed by fiber optic cable, it's
always wise to carry a ziplock bag of extra transmuted electrons for
replacement purposes. Caution is advised when opening the bag,
however. They tend to float away when the bag is opened.

I've always considered this somewhat of an inconvenience so recently
I've begun to convert all my equipment over to antimatter based
electronics. Positrons are much easier to contain. They sink to the
bottom of the bag.

By the way, the most noteable device I've come across in this new line
of equipment is the DED. This is the Dark Emitting Diode. You can just
imagine all the uses there are for it.




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