Re: 3 Wire Smokes?

["Robert L Bass" <no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms>]

>> There's no such thing as a fire prevention
>> company.
>
> Quick.  You better call up:
>
> Fairlane Fire Prevention Ltd. and
> Vancouver Fire Prevention Co. Ltd.
> to tell them they "don't exist".

You can call yourself Levitating Ladder
Man.  But that doesn't mean you can
levitate ladders.  Heck, you can even
name your company Airliner-nap-Roller.com
but you'll still be a liar.

>> > Property managers that employ our
>> > services often request we test the
>> > in-suite smoke alarms.  When they
>> > don't work (or the resident disconnects
>> > them because they're always falsing)...
>>
>> Hmm.  Who would want to hire a company
>> whose products fail so miserably?
>
> I dunno...

That's the first honest thing you've ever said.

>> > we replace them.  We've had good
>> > success with the Firex product line...
>>
>> I can understand the "success" you have.
>> Firex is one of the cheapest brands on the
>> market.
>
> Really?  I don't see you "suggesting"
> an alternative.

System Sensor.
http://www.bassburglaralarms.com/system_sensor_smoke_detectors_1552_ctg.htm

>>  By constantly replacing them the
>> dealer can make a bundle.
>
> Actually the only one we've had to
> replace was defective out of the box.

Bullshit!  You just said you routinely
replace them because they constantly
false.  Besides, you're not a technician
anyway.

> We provided an "advance replacement"
> on the spot.  Can your service "beat"
> three minutes?

[resisting temptation to suggest
what you are beating]

> Ummm...  We're there to perform
> the annual test on the fire alarm system.

Wherein you find all those bad out of
the box pieces?  You're lying again.

> Replacing defective smoke alarms is
> part of the service.

Bad out of the box?  Bad after one year?
Which is it?  Make up your mind.