It never fails

[allucan8@xxxxxxx]

I always make sure I send out all the customer Christmas cards out by
the first of each December.

Most of the late paying stragglers feel guilty and by the middle of
the next week their checks are usually in the mailbox.

Then the January billing goes out Dec 10th and the cycle starts all
over again. And its allways the usual suspects. I think I'll raise
their rates again.

I got the self stick postage stamps ok. But my tongue hurts from
licking all those envelopes.
Does anyone know where I can buy an envelope licking machine cheap? My
dog used to help with the licking. But he got hit by lightning last
summer and he's pissed off at me ever since for tying him under that
tree.

Hey! Maybe if I buy that Hyjet gizmo?



RW