Re: It never fails

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

This would probably work for envelopes

http://www.bofunk.com/video/656/stamp_licker.html


Doug

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<allucan8@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>I always make sure I send out all the customer Christmas cards out by
> the first of each December.
>
> Most of the late paying stragglers feel guilty and by the middle of
> the next week their checks are usually in the mailbox.
>
> Then the January billing goes out Dec 10th and the cycle starts all
> over again. And its allways the usual suspects. I think I'll raise
> their rates again.
>
> I got the self stick postage stamps ok. But my tongue hurts from
> licking all those envelopes.
> Does anyone know where I can buy an envelope licking machine cheap? My
> dog used to help with the licking. But he got hit by lightning last
> summer and he's pissed off at me ever since for tying him under that
> tree.
>
> Hey! Maybe if I buy that Hyjet gizmo?
>
>
>
> RW