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Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now



DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, billowed in
<f0q80j$qdi$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> On 2007-04-26 02:53:44 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
> said:
>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou servitor. Thou sodden
>> witted Lord. Ye tooted:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 01:32:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>> said:
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou blunt-witted lord ignoble
>>>> in demeanor. Go shake your ears! Ye yearned:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:45:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou broken-backed
>>>>>> caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou befogged base muleter. Ye
>>>>>> released:
>>>>>>> And pictures, if you have them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You've got a harem too, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> <GASP!>
>>>>>
>>>>> Me?! How could you ever suggest such a thing?!!
>>>>
>>>> Quite easily, though the process isn't so easy to describe; it
>>>> involves taking an innocent or unlikely remark and creating an
>>>> outrageous juxtaposition out if it.
>>>
>>> No, no, no ... I mean how could you have possibly known that I'm
>>> looking for men content to laze about a pool scantily clad??
>>> :^)
>>>
>>> <pout>
>>> I suppose you're refuse my offer, too, aren't you?
>>
>> Yes, unequivocally. You're looking for men who're only developed
>> from the neck down. I'm only developed from the neck up.
>
> No, no, no .... I need men built impressively from the neck up to tell
> the ones from the neck down what to do ...

That I can do...

Me: "Hey, you bloody pansy-arsed, hairy-fairy! Get off your fat, lazy bum
and make the lady an iced tea, you fucking great big girl's blouse billowing
in the wind."

Crash Street Kidd: "GGGGRRRR!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!!!
MUTHAFUCKKA!"

Me: <waving walking stick> "So, you get your kicks from beating up on
defenseless cripples, do you?"

> Seriously, neck up is more interesting than neck down, love. "Neck
> ups" can get a gym membership (if so desired), but "neck downs" aren't
> likely to get any smarter.

Alzheimer's...

>>>>> <aside> That damned Lionel - all he had to do was refuse the
>>>>> offer!
>>>>
>>>> My email address is real, btw.
>>>
>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>
>> lol - yes.
>
> I'll get on it, then. :^)

No worries.



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