Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Fred Tehbot <fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou belly. Vile worm,
you were overlooked even in thy birth. Ye chewed:

> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, shrieked in
> <f0q7qi$q15$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>> said:
>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>>
>>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>>> Randomly click on a single post and change the topic of the entire
>>>>> newsgroup to something totally unrelated to the discussion at
>>>>> hand. Ensure that you change the topic to some pet subject that
>>>>> you have a thorough knowledge of.
>>>>
>>>> S'true. It saves a heap of time, & tends to really piss off the
>>>> locals.
>>>
>>> One day I should rewrite section 3 my 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>>> alt.os.windows-xp *** Official FAQ *** and turn it into a troll
>>> manual... Please read the FAQ before posting;
>>>
>>> This is the original and official 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>>> alt.os.windows-xp FAQ. It is divided into three sections.
>>>
>>> Section 1: A general overview of 24hoursupport.helpdesk.
>>>
>>> Section 2: Should be read by those wishing to post a question into
>>> alt.os.windows-xp. You might like to read section 3 to obtain an
>>> indication of what to expect as a reply.
>>>
>>> Section 3: Should be read by those wishing to reply to a question.
>>>
>>> SECTION 1: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>>> =================================
>>> =================================
>>>
>>> The 24hoursupport.helpdesk newsgroup serves no useful purpose at
>>> all, other than as a repostory for stupid questions and equally
>>> stupid replies. It is not advisable to read any post in
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, let alone half believe it. The newsgroup is
>>> populated by childish fuckwits whose posts consist entirely of
>>> "Please, spit the hook...." and "snigger hahaha." If you decide to
>>> risk your sanity and actually post or read and believe any of the
>>> things posted in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, you will find it helpful to
>>> know that 24hoursupport.helpdesk is full of idiot trolls. Posters to
>>> killfile include Brian H, Mike and Mara. Under no circumstances
>>> should you accept anything that these trolls might post, no matter
>>> how plausible their arguments may sound. Under no circumstances
>>> should you accept the unnoficial faq,
>>> regularly posted by a known plagiarist. The poster's real name is Ed
>>> Jablonowski and his current posting identity is <@.>. He has been
>>> forced to alter it a number of times due to being caught red-handed
>>> plagiarising other people's advice and sticking it on his website,
>>> passing it off as his own work. MICROSOFT PROFESSIONALS
>>> =======================
>>> The term Microsoft Professional is used to describe MVPs, MCSE, etc
>>> and is a euphemism for unpaid prostitute. As an unbroken rule, they
>>> either post complete and utter crap or they post incomplete answers.
>>> If you receive a post from anyone passing themselves off as a paid
>>> prostitute or Microsoft Professional, discard the advice
>>> immediately. If the advice sounds at least half plausible, it is
>>> probably plagiarised anyway. SEARCH ENGINES
>>> ==============
>>> Nine times out of ten, posters DO NOT know what a search engine is,
>>> let alone know how to use one. This is acceptable only in
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, but not in alt.os.windows-xp. The losers in
>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk have plenty of free time on their hands and
>>> will be very happy to undertake a search for you.
>>>
>>> If you are posting into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and you do know how
>>> to use a search engine, simply exercise sheer mental laziness and
>>> express an expectation that some mug in the group will do it for for
>>> you. OFF TOPIC POSTS
>>> ===============
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>>> appropriate. Please ignore any statements by your service provider
>>> or by any poster in 24hoursupport.helpdesk that are centered around
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>>> into 24hoursupport.helpdesk on any subject you so desire, as one
>>> lady did whose left breast hung six inches lower than her right one.
>>>
>>> Please note that alt.os.windows-xp DOES have an official and
>>> approved charter. alt.os.windows-xp is defined in the charter as a
>>> discussion group, not a technical support group. Discussion is
>>> defined as the consideration of a subject by a group; an earnest
>>> conversation. \Dis*cus"sion\, n. [L. discussio a shaking,
>>> examination, discussion:
>>> cf. F. discussion.] 1. The act or process of discussing by breaking
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>>> or exchanging reasons; examination by argument; debate; disputation;
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>>> the word
>>> Discussing. "Dis" as in this, "cussing" as in swearing.
>>>
>>> THANKS IN ADVANCE
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>>> =================
>>> It is a generally accepted principle that when you obtain a clear
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>>> ================================
>>> It is quite acceptable to receive top-notch advice but to NOT take
>>> that advice and instead accuse the posters in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
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>>>
>>> WHAT IF YOU DO NOT GET ANY REPLIES OR YOU ONLY GET GIGGLED AT?
>>> ==============================================================
>>> It is acceptable practice in 24hoursupport.helpdesk to tell those
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>>>
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>>> =====================================================
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>>>
>>> PLEASE SET YOUR PC CLOCK FORWARD 2 DAYS BEFORE POSTING.
>>> =======================================================
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>>>
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>>>
>>> By applying the bigjon rule, you should be in a postion to reply to
>>> the following genuine problem:
>>>
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>>>
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>>>
>>> "Look, you low-grade moron, you got an answer."
>>>
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>>> the cutpurse onto a pimp, and some squirrel are what made America
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>>> lingers;
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>>>
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>>> You should always interpret original poster scribblings in usenet as
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>>> in evidence against the original poster. This is a very good
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>>> citizens, thus American original posters have the right to remain
>>> stupid. You should consider all original posters to be vacuous and
>>> stupid.
>>> Do not allow bleating and whining original posters to convince you
>>> that you are being unfair to them as this tactic will merely divert
>>> you from the truth. A little bit of history under your belt will go
>>> a long way to
>>> understanding the original poster psyche. If you ever find yourself
>>> discussing Vietnam with an American original poster, you will do
>>> well to remember the three American original poster interpretations
>>> of the outcome of that war, vis-a-vis:
>>>
>>> A) America won
>>> B) America lost
>>> C) America neither won nor lost. It just came second
>>>
>>> Remember that original poster posts are complete fabrications, which
>>> are devoid of scholarship and never contain a single considered
>>> thought. It is best to skip an original poster's messages altogether
>>> because only very small fragments of their posts will be meaningful
>>> anyway. If you must reply to a post from an original poster and
>>> wish to give
>>> the original poster the benefit of reading his/her words again by
>>> including quotations from their post in order to prove that you are
>>> right and the original poster is wrong, the following procedure will
>>> assist you: Cut out all the paragraphs from his post and keep only
>>> every third
>>> or fourth one -- This can be varied according to the phases of the
>>> seasons, the days of the week, or even the music being played on the
>>> radio -- for example, if today is Wednesday and it is winter and
>>> Elvis Presley music is being played, cut out three lines from each
>>> paragraph, cut out every second paragraph that is left, cut the last
>>> paragraph and paste it to where the first one was. If you are not
>>> too concerned about being very sensitive to original
>>> posters and do not care about their self-esteem (thanks Gnu), then
>>> by all means, paste quotes from other people's messages and force
>>> the original poster to admit they were his comments.
>>>
>>> It is quite acceptable and within the limits of permissible
>>> discussion with an original poster to leave words, phrases,
>>> sentences, and entire paragraphs out of the quote. It is also
>>> allowable to engage in stealthy fact swapping and exaggeration in
>>> order to conceal and confuse the original context of the original
>>> poster's opinion beyond recognition. In short, if it is to your
>>> benefit and the original poster's disadvantage, it is allowable.
>>> However you should be wary of even hinting to the original poster
>>> that you have done any of these things because the information may
>>> come in handy when the original poster becomes psychotic and follows
>>> you from one newsgroup to the next and maniacally posts 9kb messages
>>> containing what he or she thinks is proof that you were wrong. If
>>> you feel that the original poster you are engaged in debate with
>>> is attempting any of these devices you should wail loudly and accuse
>>> the original poster of typical small-mindedness, under-handed fact
>>> swapping, deception, deceitfulness, treachery, dishonesty,
>>> duplicity, perfidy ... and whatever other words your superior (by
>>> default) education has provided to your repertoire.
>>>
>>> On the subject of repertoire, the original poster runs out of ideas
>>> after exhausting the inevitable poo, bum, wee, dick, arse, tit,
>>> cunt, mother, brother, sister, windoz suks references. You can help
>>> the original poster by providing them with the following:
>>>
>>> Instead of you putting not even a single thought into anything you
>>> post, just use this list. All you do is post the number for the lame
>>> you want to devestate people with. Just hit anyone with a good old
>>> 6, 11, 13 combo and they're out for the count... lamed senseless:
>>>
>>>       1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
>>>          (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
>>>          You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
>>>          You are jealous. You follow me around. You are
>>>          obsessed.
>>>       2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>       3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
>>>          I win. Post edit, context snip, etc. I knew all along.
>>>          That was my intention. YHBT.
>>>        4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
>>>          sister, brother,  father. Cock sucker,
>>>          asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>>>          newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
>>>          loser, child, village idiot, immature, necrophile,
>>>          paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
>>>          geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
>>>          etc.
>>>       5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>>>          vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>       6. blink (clueless)
>>>       7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>       8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
>>>          comprehension lame, plagiarism.
>>>       9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
>>>          proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
>>>          So you don't know the answer then? Get a
>>>          life. That proves my point. You remind me of, etc.
>>>       10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
>>>
>>> In conclusion, the method outlined here for engaging original
>>> posters in discussion will almost guarantee that you will be in the
>>> forefront of the original poster's mind... along with his or her
>>> psychoses, hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic
>>> attacks, insomnia, confusion and depression.
>>>
>>> If you play the mind-game right, you can bypass the original
>>> poster's conscious mind (well, what little there is of it, anyway)
>>> and enter whatever information you so desire directly into their
>>> thick bone
>>> heads and they'll never ever know -- unless you keep archives so you
>>> can rub their faces in it when they psychotically chase you around
>>> usenet yelling, "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
>>>
>>> Remember now, what is important is what you claim the original
>>> poster said, not what the original poster actually said. Be
>>> untruthful, deceptive, ambiguous, arrogant, condescending, pompous,
>>> patronising, scornful and wishy-washy. Who cares? The original
>>> poster might, but
>>> does anyone else? Who will know? Certainly not the original poster.
>>>
>>> IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: "Me too" posters and "it works for me" posters
>>> are original posters by default. It is quite acceptable to assume
>>> that a "Me too" poster or "it works for me" poster is, in actual
>>> fact, a wannabe original poster. Wannabe original posters should be
>>> as mercilessly newbie-fucked as original posters.
>>>
>>> ADDITIONAL NOTE: Children may be present in these newsgroups. If you
>>> suspect that children are reading your posts, ensure that your posts
>>> are littered with florid vocabulary. Acceptable words include; Fuck,
>>> Shit, Piss, Hell, Cunt, Pussy, Tits, Ass. Mother Fucker, Son of a
>>> Bitch, Nigger, Bastard, Bitch, Whore, Balls, Cum, Damn, Holy Shit,
>>> Holy Fuck, Holy Mother Fucker, Hard-on, Corn-hole, butt-fuck, Chink,
>>> Kike, Cock sucker, Clit, Nuts, Fuck face, Blow job, Header, God
>>> Damn, Screw, Trailer Trash, Fucked up, Fart, Snot, Bugger, Jerk-off,
>>> Prick, Dick, Peter, Jew boy, Slut, Fag, Queer, Shit, Ass, Dumb Ass,
>>> Dyke, Nigger lover, Nigger hater, Ass-hole, gook, gooner, Arse,
>>> Bloody, Spick, Tramp. APPENDIX A
>>> ==========
>>> ==========
>>>
>>> If you prefer not to use the words FUCK, CUNT, COCK, or TITS, choose
>>> a substitute from the following list:
>>>
>>> Pork sword, godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit,
>>> dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable,
>>> dropping a load, ass, booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks,
>>> tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes,
>>> balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ballbag, jism, come,
>>> shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks, pearl necklace, crabs, dose,
>>> syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french,
>>> tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut,
>>> bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
>>> putout, dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop
>>> your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream,
>>> piece of ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash,
>>> notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob,
>>> snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna,
>>> taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket,
>>> button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, boy in the boat, man in
>>> the, canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton
>>> pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner,
>>> stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls,
>>> lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
>>> little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck,
>>> backdoor, bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard, road, up the old
>>> dirt road, hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck,
>>> dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job,
>>> french job, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff,
>>> give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on,
>>> dive, moustache ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in the gulley,
>>> sixty-nine, seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers, around the
>>> world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster
>>> fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick,
>>> dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck,
>>> putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick,
>>> snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, weenie,
>>> skin flute, meat whistle, tallywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of
>>> love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil,
>>> bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed wonder
>>> worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
>>> beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
>>> pounding, your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a
>>> tug, beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the
>>> moon, pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot,
>>> quiff, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood,
>>> rough trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off, piss
>>> on you, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit
>>> on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up, mother
>>> fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cocksman,
>>> scatfan, peckerhead, fuck up, ball breaker, ball, buster, a real
>>> pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass,
>>> shit heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck trophy, cunt nugget,
>>> fleshloaf, cunt dropping, walking sperm, infestation, anklebiter,
>>> booger-eater, bratzilla, crib lizard, crotchcricket, crotchfruit,
>>> crumbcruncher, crumb grinder, fartling, floormonster, goldensprog,
>>> hell spawn, kinderwhore, nipplecrunchers, nose miner, pussfruit,
>>> shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette, sproglodyte, snotmonster, ball
>>> buster, bearded, beating the bishop, beef beef, eyes, bust your
>>> nuts, clam, french tickler, get your rocks off, hand job, hell
>>> spawn, injection, jam it, man in the canoe, middle leg, mongolian
>>> cluster mother fucker, moustache, ride, muff dive, mustard road, on
>>> the rag, one eyed monster, pencil, pink pipe job, pounding your pud,
>>> rough rubber, factory, short, arm, skin, flute, trade, tuna taco, up
>>> your ass, up your arse, wet dream, yodeling in the gulley, pearl
>>> necklace, boy in the boat, little brown eyeball, up your arse,
>>> shitarse, Aaron's Rod, Adam's Cave, Altar of Love, Apples,
>>> Baby-Maker, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, Ballocks, Baloney,
>>> Banana, Bangers, Bat, Bathtub eel, Bayonet, Bean Tosser, Bearded
>>> Blood Sausage, Beecham's Pills, Belly Buster, Belly Entrance, Belly
>>> Ruffian, Bird, Bird's, Black Bess, Blade, Blue Vein Meatroll,
>>> Bluebeard's Closet, Bone, Boo-Boos, Box, Broomstick, Brown Madam,
>>> Bull's Eye, Bum Tickler, Bunny, Bush Beater, Bushy, Button Hole,
>>> Button-Hole Worker, Cabbage Patch, Canal, Candle, Candle Holder,
>>> Carnal Stump, Carrot, Cat's Meat, Cave of, Cavern, Cellar Door,
>>> Charlies, Cherries, Chestnuts, Chicken, Child-Getter, Chink-Stopper,
>>> Chocha, Clangers, Cleft, Club, Clutch, Cock, Cockpit, Cojones,
>>> Cookie, Coot, Cootch, Cooze, Corey, Coupler, Crack Haunter,
>>> Cracksman, Cranny, Cranny Hunter, Creamstick, Crease, Crevice,
>>> Crook, Crotch, Crumpet, Cubes, Culty, Dagger, Danglers, Dart of
>>> Love, Dearest Member, Dicky, Dimple, Ding-Dong, Dinger,
>>> Dingle-Dangle, Dipstick, Divine Scar, Dodaddy, Dolly, Donut,
>>> Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Drain, Dummy, Eel, Eel-Skinner, Eggs,
>>> End, Family Jewels, Family-Organ, Fiddle Bow, Fish, Fish Tank,
>>> Fishing Rod, Flapper, Flytrap, Fool-Sticker, Foreman, Fort, Frinding
>>> Tool, Front Window, Fucker, Fur, Furbox, Furrow, Gadget, Gap, Gaper,
>>> Gardener, Gate, Giggle Stick, Giggling, Ginny, Girl-Street, Glands,
>>> Goat-Milker, Goolies, Gooser, Gravy Maker, Gristle, Gully-Hole, Gut
>>> Stick, Gut Wrench, Hair, Hair Splitter, Haircourt, Hairy Hot Dog,
>>> Hambone, Hanging Johnny, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, Harmony,
>>> Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile, Hill, histle, Hoe Handle, Hog Eye,
>>> Holy Porker, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, Horn, Horse Collar, Hose, Hot
>>> Box, Hot Spot, Under the House, Irish Fortune, Itching Jenny, Jack
>>> in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, Jemson, Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing
>>> Jang, Jockam, John, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye, Johnson, Joy, Joy
>>> Prong, Kanakas, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, King Member, Knocker,
>>> Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lance of life,
>>> Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Live Sausage, Liver
>>> Turner, Lizard, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long, Love, Love Dart,
>>> Love Gun, Lucy, Lung Disturber, Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root,
>>> Marbles, Marrow Bone, Marshmallows, Master John, Master of
>>> Ceremonies, Meat Hook, Member, Merrymaker, Milkman, Mister
>>> Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton Dagger, My Body's
>>> Captain, Nards, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy, Noodle, Old
>>> Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
>>> Turtle-Neck, One-Eyed Trouser, One-Eyed Wonder, Pant Muscle,
>>> Pee-Pee, Pen, Pendulum, Perch, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile
>>> Driver, Pin, Pipe, Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Plums, Pocket, Pocket
>>> Piccolo, Pointer, Poker, Pole, Post, Pounders, Pride & Joy, Pud,
>>> Pudding, Pump Handle, Pup, Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love,
>>> Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw Meat, Reamer, Red Cap,
>>> Rocket, Rolling Pin, Rudder, Rupert, Russel the, Salami, Sausage,
>>> Sceptre, Seeds, Sexing Piece, Shmock, Silent Flute, Slashers,
>>> Spades, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split-Rump, Spout, Spunk
>>> Holders, Squirrel Food, St. Peter, Staff, Steak, Steaming Hot Kanga,
>>> Sting, Stump, Sugar Stick, Sweater, Swingers, Sword, Tail Pin,
>>> Tally-Whacker, Tassel, Tent Pig, The Bald-Headed Champ, Thing, Third
>>> Leg, Thistle, Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love, Thursday,
>>> Tickle-Gizzard, Torch of Cupid, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser Anaconda,
>>> Trout, Tube, Uncle Dick, Vomiting Cobra, Wand , Wazoo, Weapon,
>>> Wedge, Whacker, Whip, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie, Wingle, Wire,
>>> Wonder, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick, FUCK!, a bit of beef, a bit
>>> of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of
>>> crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a bit of
>>> fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of hair, a bit
>>> of how's yer father, a bit of it, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a
>>> bit of nookey, a bit of pork, a bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry, a
>>> bit of rough, a bit of rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit of
>>> rumpy-pumpy, a bit of snug, a bit of the other, a bit of skin, a bit
>>> of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of stiff, a bit of the old in and
>>> out, a dash up the channel, a knee trembler, a little game of
>>> hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
>>> one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a poke in the whiskers, a poke
>>> through the whiskers, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot hard
>>> breathing, a squeeze and a squirt, accommodate, act of
>>> androgynation, act of darkness, act of generation, act of kind, act
>>> of love, act of pleasure, act of shame, act of sport, Adam-and-Eve
>>> it, adamise, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous congress,
>>> amorous rites, ashes hauled, assault with a friendly weapon, at it,
>>> baby-making love, bag, bag up, bag of coke, bait the hook,
>>> balaclava, balling, balling the jack, balls eye, baloney hop,
>>> baloney ride, bam bam, bananas and cream, bandicooting, bang away,
>>> bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in
>>> the wind, banging, banging away, Barrer Moke, bash leather, basket
>>> making, bat up, bawdy banquet, bayonet drill, BBQ'N, be intimate
>>> with, be with a woman, beanfeast, bear play, beast with two backs,
>>> beat someone with the ugly stick, beating around the bush, beaver
>>> shooting, bed someone, bed someone down, bed rite, bed sports,
>>> bedtime story, bedwork, belly slapping, belly-bump, belly-bumping,
>>> belly ride, belly-to-belly, belly warmer, bellying, belt, best and
>>> plenty of it, the, between the sheets, big F, big number, big time,
>>> biological event, bisecting the triangle, bit of beef, bit of
>>> bouncy-bouncy, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower, bit of cuddle, bit
>>> of cunt, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat, bit of flat, bit of
>>> fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of hair, bit of hard
>>> for a bit of soft, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit of
>>> nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of rough,
>>> bit of skinbit of snug, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of
>>> stiff, bit of the old in and out, bit of the other, blanket
>>> hornpipe, block, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose
>>> corns, bludgeon the flaps, board, boff, boffing, boink, boinking,
>>> the bold thing, bone smuggling, bone-up, bone dance, boning, bonk,
>>> bonking, boom-boom, bop, bopping, bore, bottom knocking, bottom
>>> wetting, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncing,
>>> bouncy-bouncy, box step, box the compass, break a lance with, break
>>> a peter on, break open the pie, breed, breeding, broad-jumping,
>>> buckwild, buckwilding, bull session, bulling, bump and grind, bump
>>> bellies, bump bones, bump fur, bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump
>>> uglies, bumping pussy, bumping uglies, bunk-up, buried alive,
>>> burlap, bury face upwards, bury it, bury the bishop, bury the bone,
>>> bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
>>> salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, bush patrol, bushwack, bust
>>> some booty, bust her out, butcher, butter and eggs, butter the
>>> muffin, buttock ball, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttonhole
>>> work, buzz, buzz the brillo, californicate, calk, cane, carnal
>>> acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
>>> knowledge, carnal pleasures, carnival knowledge, carry-me-down,
>>> caterwauling, cut a side, cut a slice of the joint, catch an oyster,
>>> cattle, cattle truck, caulk, cavaultcavaulting, chafer, chamber
>>> combat, chamber games, change one's luck, changing your oil, charge,
>>> charver, chauvering, chaver, check her oil, chimney sweep, christen
>>> the yak, christening, chuck a tread, chuck, chunk, churn the butter,
>>> click, clicket, climb, clubcock, cock up, cockstupration, coit,
>>> coition, coiture, coitus, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come
>>> about, come across, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice
>>> parallel parking, coming and going, commerce, concubitus, congress,
>>> conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
>>> conjugals, conjugate, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
>>> consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship,
>>> consummate a union, converse, cool out, copping, copula carnalis,
>>> copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating, copulation, corking,
>>> corking the onion, corn on the cob, couch, couch rugby, couple,
>>> coupling, couple with, courtesy fuck, cover, crack it, crack the
>>> belly, cram, cranberry dip, crawl, creaming the twinkie, cucumber
>>> rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cully-shangycunting, Cupid's
>>> archery, cure the horn, curl her tail, cush, cut off the joint,
>>> cutting a slice, cuzzie, daily, daily mail, dance, dance in the
>>> sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the beginning of the world,
>>> dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig, dance the goat's
>>> jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka,
>>> dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance the reels o'
>>> Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, darb, dash in the
>>> bloomers, dash up the channel, daub the brush, deed, deed of kind,
>>> deed of pleasure, delivering the wood, dibble, dick dip, dicky dunk,
>>> dig in the wiskers, dig out, dinky tickle, dip one's bill, dip the
>>> fly, dip the wick, dip your stick, dip your stinger in the honey,
>>> dipping the wick, dirty deed, the, dirty work at the crossroads,
>>> disappearing cane trick, the, discourse, discussing Uganda,
>>> disporting oneself, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, do, do a
>>> back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door action, do a bit
>>> of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in the
>>> dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do horizontal exercises,
>>> do a kindness to, do a leap, do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do
>>> a nifty, do an inside worry, do an upright, do a perpendicular, do a
>>> push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do a
>>> tumble, do a woman's job for her, do it, do me nasty, do miracles,
>>> do number three, do one's kind, do one's office, do over, do
>>> slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do some nose paintaing,
>>> do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable, do the bad
>>> thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
>>> dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do
>>> the dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of
>>> fatherhood, do the do, do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the
>>> horizontal hula, do the horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy
>>> bump, do the nasty, do the natural thing, do the naughty, do the
>>> pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do the story with someone,
>>> do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake boogey, do the
>>> two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the wild
>>> thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, doing the
>>> thang, doing the wild thing, doinking, dock, dog, dog's match, dog's
>>> rig, doggy-dancing, doing a perpendicular, doing it, Donald, Donald
>>> Duck, doodle, drill, drive, drive into it, drive it home, drive it
>>> to home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss
>>> Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop ones load,
>>> drop one's drawers, duelling bedsprings, dunk the dingus, dunk the
>>> dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunk, dunking, dunking the love
>>> muscle, Dutch treat, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, edeapsis,
>>> eff, effing, empty one's trash, engage in marriage joys, engage in
>>> three to one and bound to lose, enjoy, enjoy a woman, enjoy a
>>> plaster of warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy favors,
>>> entertain, entertaining royalty, erotic congress, every night about
>>> this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
>>> exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo, exercise the
>>> ferret, F, F-ing, F-word, face-to-face mating, fall backward, fall
>>> in the furrow, fall to it, fast breathing, favor, feather bed jig,
>>> federating, feed the bearded clam, feed the beever, feed the cat,
>>> feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed the dummy, feed the fish,
>>> feed the monkey, feed the pussy, feed somebody's monkey, feeding the
>>> bearded clam, fenorking, ferk, ferret, fettle, fickey fick, fidget
>>> the midget in Bridget, filling the box, filling the juicebox, firk,
>>> firkin, first game ever played, fish supper, fishing for kippers,
>>> fit, fit ends, fit end to end, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix
>>> someone up, fizzing, flat dancing, flesh, flesh it, flesh session,
>>> flimpflop, flop in, flop in the hay, fly-by-night, foining,
>>> folk-dancing, fool around with, foot, foraminate, fore and aft,
>>> fork, forking, fornicate, fornication, four-legged frolic, frail
>>> job, frat, fraternize, fratting, free one's hips, Friar Tuck, frig,
>>> frigging, front door work, fruit that made man wise, the, fuck-a
>>> Jesuit, fuckation, fuck by the book, fuck one's brains out, fucking,
>>> fuckle, fugging, fulke, fun and games, funch, funny business,
>>> furgle, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around, game of inches,
>>> gasp and grunt, gaying it, genital intercourse, get a bellyful of
>>> marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a
>>> crumpet, get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get
>>> a little, get a piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a
>>> shove in your blind eye, get a snippet, get a wet bottom, get a wet
>>> one, get about her, get at it, get between the sheets with, get
>>> buckwild, get busy, get down to business, get down to it, get down
>>> with, get going, get hilt and hair, get home, get horizontal, get
>>> hulled between wind and water, get into, get into bed with, get into
>>> her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some serious flesh, get
>>> into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get into the
>>> pants of, get it off, get it off with, get Jack in the orchard, get
>>> layed, get lucky, get mud for your turtle, get off the gun, get off
>>> with, get on top of, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off,
>>> get one's banana peeled, get one's chimney swept out, get one's
>>> cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in, get one's end wet, get
>>> one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle mended, get one's
>>> leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg lifted, get
>>> ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts cracked, get
>>> ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's pole
>>> varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in
>>> the tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get
>>> some ass, get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get
>>> some cunt, get some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get someone
>>> into the cot, get some leg, get some nookie, get some pussy, get
>>> some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft leg, get some stuff,
>>> get some tail, get some trim, get some quim, get some tweeze, get
>>> stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, get the leg over, get the sugar
>>> stick, get the upshot, get there, get through, get to home plate,
>>> get to it, get together with, get up the pole, get up the yard, get
>>> wild, get your bean waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny
>>> boiled, get your canoe shellacked, get your end away, get your end
>>> wet, get your horns filed, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet,
>>> get your weiner wet, getting a piece, getting bent, getting it on,
>>> getting laid, getting ones end away, getting plugged, getting run,
>>> getting skins, getting some skin, getting your end away, getting
>>> your leg-over, gift of one's body, give a bit of hard for a bit of
>>> soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide in,
>>> give a shot of leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give hard
>>> for soft, give her a bit of the other, give her a past, give her a
>>> length, give her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give
>>> her one, give her the time, give him one, give it to someone, give
>>> juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a
>>> frigging, give one a jump, give one a past, give one a screwing,
>>> give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a tumble, give oneself
>>> to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for hard, give some body,
>>> give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give someone the
>>> works, give standing room for one only, give someone the business,
>>> give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give the old man his
>>> supper, give up one's treasure, give way, glazing the donut, go all
>>> the way, go at it, go ballocking, go beard-splitting, go
>>> bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go bum-tickling, go
>>> bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go cock-fighting, go
>>> cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go drabbling, go
>>> facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and out
>>> like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
>>> belt-fed motor, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
>>> stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go
>>> rumping, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the
>>> limit, go the whole way, go through, go to bed with, go to
>>> Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town, go to work with, go
>>> tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat
>>> up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat's jig, going all
>>> the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an orgasm, going
>>> horizontal, gombo, goose, goose and duck, grabbing some snatch,
>>> grafting, grant favors, grant the favor, grasp and grunt, gratify
>>> someone's desires, grease the wheel, greasing the pole, grind, grind
>>> it, grind one's tool, grinding, groan and grunt, ground rations,
>>> growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, grummet, hailing, halve the
>>> crack, hammer, hammering, hamming, handy-dandy, hanging at the Y,
>>> hard-assed love, hard breathing, hava a banana with, have a bang,
>>> have a beef injection, have a bottom-wetter, have a bit, have a bit
>>> of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of
>>> cunt, have a bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun,
>>> have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of jam,
>>> have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a
>>> bit of rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have
>>> a bit of stuff, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer
>>> cabbage, have a bit of tail, have a bit on the fork, have a blow
>>> through, have a brush with the cue, have a cuddle, have a cut off
>>> the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double shot, have a
>>> fuck, have a good time, have a good time with, have a hot roll with
>>> cream, have a joy ride, have a jump with, have a knee trembler, have
>>> a live sausage for supper, have a naughty, have a piece of ass, have
>>> a piece of tail, have a poke, have a rattle, have a ride, have a
>>> roll in the hay, have a screw, have a slice off the joint, have a
>>> shag, have a tumble, have a turn on one's back, have an affair with,
>>> have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have coition, have
>>> coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding for supper,
>>> have intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in, have it
>>> off, have it off with, have one's banana peeled, have one's cut,
>>> have one's foul way with, have ones greens, have one's oats, have
>>> ones way with, have one's will with, have personal relations with,
>>> have relations, have relations with, have sexhave sex with, have
>>> sexual relations, have sexual relations with, have someone away,
>>> have the banana peeled, have union with, having a bit, having it
>>> off, having sex, he-ing and she-ing, hide the ferret, hide the
>>> Hooded Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
>>> hide the wienie, hit on the fall, hit on the tail, hit skins, hit
>>> the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting skins, hive it, hobble, hog,
>>> hole it, hole in one, home base, home run, home plate, hone, honey
>>> fuck, hook up, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the
>>> horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up
>>> and down, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
>>> horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal jogging,
>>> horizontal hula, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment,
>>> horizontal relaxation, horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble,
>>> horizontalize, hormone fix, horry, hose, hosing, hot beef injection,
>>> hot lay, hot meat injection, hot roll with cream, hot tailing,
>>> huddle, hump, humping, hump 'em and dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and
>>> bumpin', hunk of ass, hunk of butt, huntch, impale, in copulo,
>>> in-and-in, in-and-out, in-and-out jig, in coitu, in-out, in the box,
>>> in the hay, in the kip, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the hilt,
>>> intercourse, interior decorating, interior sledging, intimate
>>> relations, introduce Charlie, Charley, introduce the captain,
>>> introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, Irish whist,
>>> irrigate, involved with someone, it's naughty but nice, it takes two
>>> to tango, jab, jack, Jack Horny, janney, jape, jazz it, jazz-fiddle,
>>> jeeping, jig, jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jigga-jig, jiggady-jig, jiggery
>>> pokery, jiggle, jiggling, jiggy-jig, jing-jang, jingle-jangle,
>>> jobbing, jock, Joe Buck, jog, join giblets, join paunches, joining
>>> faces, jokum cloy, jolly ride, jolt, jottle, jounce, juke, joy ride,
>>> juggle, jumble, jump bones, jump in the sack, jump someone's bones,
>>> jump up and down, kick it with, knee trembler, knick-knacking, knob
>>> it, knob-jockery, knobbing, knock, knock boots with, knock it off,
>>> knock it out, knock off a piece, knocking boots, knocking the bottom
>>> out, knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the
>>> Biblical sense, labiate, labor leather, ladles' tailoring, lady
>>> feast, laid, lame duck, lap clap, laps around the track, last act,
>>> last favor, last compliment, last liberties, lay down, lay off with,
>>> lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, lay somebody, lay the hip, lay the
>>> leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay tube, lay your
>>> cane in a dusty corner, lay with the moon, layed, leap, leap in the
>>> dark, leg business, leg over, leg sliding, let's Adam-and-Eve it,
>>> lewd infusion, lib, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie with,
>>> lift one's leg, lift the heels, light the lamp, limit, ling
>>> grappling, lip work, little game of hide-the-sausage, lob in, lob
>>> it, lob it up, lock in key, look at the ceiling, loose coat game,
>>> lose the match and pocket the stakes, love work, lovemaking, lovins,
>>> low Greek, make a statement in tail, make babies, make faces, make
>>> ends meet, make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's
>>> stockings, make it, make it with, make love, make love to, make love
>>> with, make one grunt, make out, make out with, make piggiesmake
>>> someone, make the beast with two backs, make the bed springs creak,
>>> make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopee, making a
>>> deposit, making a dogs match of it, making a hit, making bacon,
>>> making it, making love, making out, making the beast with two backs,
>>> making whoopee, manhandle, man-on-top, marital duty, marital
>>> relations, marital rughts, marriage joys, mash the fat, match ends,
>>> match with, mate, mating, mate with, matrimonial polka, mattress
>>> dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress marathon, meat
>>> injection, meddle, mercy fuck, merry bout, mesh, mess around, mess
>>> around with, mingle with, mish, mix one's peanut butter, moll,
>>> monkey business, morner, mort douce, mount, mow, muddle, multiply
>>> and be fruitful, mump, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries of
>>> Venus, naff, naffing, nail, nail two bellies together, naked
>>> sinnasty, national indoor game, national indoor sport, nature's
>>> duty, naughties, the, naughty but nice, it's, naval engagement,
>>> negotiate the forested chasm, nest in the bush, nether work, nick,
>>> nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night exercises, night
>>> games, night physic, night work, nip, nob, nobble, nock, nodge,
>>> nookey, nookey push-push, nooky, nookie, nub, nubbing, nug, nugging,
>>> number three, nuptial rights, nurtle, oblige, oil change, old bald
>>> game, old in and out, old in-out, old one two, the, old slap and
>>> tickle, on the job, on the nest, one with the other, open one's
>>> legs, open up to, open your legs, other, the, parallel parking, park
>>> the car in her garage, park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise,
>>> park your yacht in hair harbor, party, peel, peel one's best end,
>>> penetrate, penisize, penization, penovaginal intercourse, personal
>>> relations, pestle, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate,
>>> phallating, phallation, phutz, phutzing, piece of flesh, pickle
>>> tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, pickleville, piece of tail, pile,
>>> pile-driving, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken, pity fuck,
>>> plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play at Adam and Eve,
>>> play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers and
>>> mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the
>>> leg, play at stallions and mares, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play
>>> at tops and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your
>>> navels, play belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play
>>> hide the bone, play hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play
>>> hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play in the hay, play
>>> mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies, play night baseball,
>>> play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play
>>> rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the organ, play the
>>> national indoor game, play the trombone, play the two-back game,
>>> play twenty toes, play with, plonk, plough, ploughing, plough the
>>> back forty, ploughing the furrow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
>>> tail, plugging, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing, pocket the red,
>>> poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers, a, poke the sushi, poke the
>>> yoke, poke through the whiskers, poking the fire, poking, poking the
>>> bearded triangle, poking the pork pole, pole work, poling, polish
>>> one's ass on the top sheet, pom-pom, poon, poonj, pop, pop-a-choppop
>>> it in, porking, porking de ho, post a letter, poultice of warm guts,
>>> pound, pound leather, pound the bedsheets, pound the mound, pound
>>> the pork, practice parallel parking, prang, pray with the knees
>>> upwards, press the flesh, prick-scouring, prig, prigging, prodprong,
>>> pudendal intercourse, pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pully
>>> hawly, pump, pumping, punch, push in the bush is worth two in the
>>> hand, a, push in the truck, push-push, pushpin, put and take, put
>>> four corners on the spit, put his snake through her grass, put it
>>> in, put it in and break it, put it into, put it to, put it to her,
>>> put it out of sight, put the boots to, put the blocks to, put the
>>> boots, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed, putter in
>>> the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to bed, quelch, quiff,
>>> quiffing, quim-sticking, quim-wedging, quimming, rake out, ram your
>>> rod, ramming, ranlum scrantum, rantum scantum, rasher, rasp away,
>>> rattle, reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, rest and
>>> recreation, ride rantipole, ride St. George, ride the bologna pony,
>>> ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna Town, ride the
>>> spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the baloney pony,
>>> riding the elephant trunk of joy, riding the nag, rifle, ring
>>> snatching, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rites
>>> of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, roasting the broomstick,
>>> rock, rock and roll, rock someone's world, rocking chair, rocks off,
>>> rodding, roger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rolling about,
>>> romp, romping, rope a poke, root, rooting, rootle, roust, rout,
>>> routing, rub-a-dub, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub groins together,
>>> rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rubbing bacons, rubbing
>>> uglies, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump work, rump, rumping,
>>> rump-shaker, rump-splitting, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rumpty-tumpty,
>>> rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sacrifice to
>>> Venus, sardsaw off a chunk, saw off a piece, scale, score, score
>>> between the posts, score with, scrapping, screw one's head off,
>>> screw the arse off, screw the ass off, screwing, scrog, scrump,
>>> scrumping, scuttle, secret services, see, see a man about a dog, see
>>> the King, see stars, seeing-to, service, sex act, sex job,
>>> sexercises, sexlove, sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual
>>> commerce, sexual communion, sexual concourse, sexual congress,
>>> sexual conjunction, sexual embrace, sexual intercourse, sexual
>>> intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual knowledge, sexual liaison,
>>> sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union, sew up, shafting,
>>> shag, shag like a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake,
>>> shake the sheets, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with,
>>> share a pillow with, sharpen the pencil, sheath the sword to the
>>> hilt, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shift-work, shoot between
>>> wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the
>>> tail, shot at the front door, shove, shoving the beaver with the
>>> lever, shtoop, shtup, sin, sink the pink, sink the sailor, sink the
>>> sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub, sinking the battleship,
>>> sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking the sub,
>>> skeeze, skewer, skin the cat, skin the live rabbit, skin the pizzle,
>>> sklook, skroging, slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam spunk,
>>> slamming, slap skins, slap and tickle, slap 'n tickle, slapping
>>> skins, sleep together, sleep with, slice of damp, slice the legs
>>> off, slice her, the muffin, slip a length, slip her a length, slip
>>> her a hot beef injection, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube
>>> steak, slip her one, slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it
>>> to, slip it to her, slip one a hot beef injection, slip-sliding
>>> away, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin', slither, smeg,
>>> smock service, smoke, smockage, smucking, snag, snake boogie, snib,
>>> snizzling, snug, socialize, soul roll, spear the bearded clam, spend
>>> the night with, spit, splat your fat, split, split a kipper,
>>> splitting the hamster, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, spot of
>>> heavy breathing, a, spot of hard breathing, a, spread for someone,
>>> spread your legs, spreading the folds, spreading the mayo, spunk
>>> dump, square someone's circle, squashing the meat, squat jump in the
>>> cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, squeeze and a squirt, a, stab,
>>> stab in the thigh, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle, stand a
>>> push, stick it in, sticking it in and pulling it out, straight lay,
>>> strap, strapping, stretch leather, strip one's tarse, strop one's
>>> beak, strum, stub your chub, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her muff,
>>> stuff her the bunny, stuffing, subagitate, subagitation, sweep out
>>> the chimney, sweet agony, sweet death, swinge, swinging the ax,
>>> switchel, swive, swyve, tail one's guts out, tail-job,
>>> tail-tickling, tail wagging, tail work, take a roll with, take a
>>> trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a
>>> turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the hair
>>> court, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the stubble, take a
>>> turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on the
>>> aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a
>>> turn through the stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in
>>> cream, take it in, take it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to
>>> grass, take someone, take someone to bed, take the starch out of
>>> somone, take to bed, taking a ride, taking an albino piss, taking
>>> her temperature with a meat thermometer, taking old one-eye to the
>>> optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talk, tame her
>>> shrew, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tear off a piece of
>>> tail, tear the sheets, tender agony, test the mattress, tether one's
>>> nag, thread, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw, throw a
>>> boff into, throw a bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump, throw
>>> a leg over, throw a screw into, throw one a hump, throw one's
>>> dagger, throwing the pork, thrum, thrust, thump, tick-tack, tickle,
>>> tickling the fancy, tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot,
>>> tiffing, tillage, tilting, tip, tip the long one, tonk, tool it,
>>> tooling, tooling in the woods, tootsie roll, tops and bottoms, toss
>>> in the hay, trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up the
>>> Rhine, trolley and truck, tromboning, trot out one's pussy, trounce,
>>> trouser serpent in the grass, try it for size, try it on for size,
>>> tube steak boogie, tumble, tummy-tickling, tup, turn, turn up one's
>>> tail, twang, twat raking, twatting, twiddle, twist a leg, two-backed
>>> beast, two-handed put, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions, ugly,
>>> the, ugly deed, the, ultimate favor, the, union, unite, unite
>>> oneself with, unspoken language of love, up her way, up in you,
>>> up-tails-all, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to the bumper,
>>> up to the hilt, up to your nuts in guts, upright, upright grand, ups
>>> and downs, vaginal intercourse, vaginate, vagination, vagino-phallic
>>> interaction, venereal act, Venerean mirth, venery, venture, wallow,
>>> wap, warm one's bed, western laywet bottom, wet one's wick, wet the
>>> worm, wetting the willy, whack it up, whale some babe, what Eve did
>>> with Adam, what mother did before me, whitewash, whitewash your
>>> guts, wild ride on the baloney pony, wienering, wiggle, wind up the
>>> clock, wingding, womanize, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy
>>> oracle, work up, wriggle navels, yentz, yield one's favors,
>>> you-know-what, yum-yum, zig-zig, zinzanbruck, COCK!, abominable
>>> pants worm, Abraham, accordion, accoutrements, ace, ace poker,
>>> acorn, acorns, acucullus, adamantine organon, Adams arsenal, Adam's
>>> dagger, Adam's whip, affair, agate, all-beef sausage, all forlorn,
>>> allsbay, almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, amblyopic organ,
>>> angle, animated ivory, anteater, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis,
>>> appendage, appropriate member, apricots, arbor vitae, arm of love,
>>> armored division, arrow, arse-opener, arse worm, arse-wedge, arser,
>>> artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, ass-opener, ass-wedge,
>>> auger, auxiliaries, baby, baby beef, baby-grinder, baby-makers,
>>> babys arm, baby's forarm, Bacchus march, back wheels, bacon, bacon
>>> bazooka, badger, bag-filler, bag of fruits, bag of tricks, bagadga,
>>> baggage, baggette, bagpipes, bags, bald eagle, bald-headed
>>> candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed rat,
>>> bald man, ball bag, ball sack, Balkans, Ballarat, ball basket,
>>> ballock bag, balls and bat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana skin,
>>> band-member, banger, bangles, banjo string, bannocks, bar, bar on,
>>> barge pole, basket, basketful of meat, bat and balls, baton,
>>> battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, bauble, baubles, bawbles,
>>> baz, bazooka, bazooka shooter, BD drill, beak, bean, bean pods, bean
>>> pole, bean-shooter, bean-tosser, beard-splitter, beating tool,
>>> beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed flute, beef bayo with extra mayo,
>>> beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef whistle, beer can, bell,
>>> bell-end, bell-rope, bell-swagged, belly bristles, belly thicket,
>>> belly-whiskers, belongings, below the navel, belt buster, bent dick,
>>> bent stick, berries, best friend, best leg of three, best part,
>>> Bethlehem Steel, bicho, big bamboo, big Ben, big bird, big bite, big
>>> brother, big daddy, big dipper, big fella, Big Foot Joe, big head,
>>> big hunk of meat, Big Jim and the twins, big one, big piece of meat,
>>> big red, big wand, bilbo, billiards, billy, billy and doo, billy
>>> club, bingey, biological reaction, biological response, bird's eggs,
>>> bishop's miter, bit of hard, biteful, bits, black limo, black
>>> pencil, black snake, blackjack, blanket stiff, blind, blind as a
>>> boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind meat, blind piece,
>>> blinds, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch, bludgeon,
>>> blue steeler, blue thimble, blue vein, blue-veined custard chucker,
>>> blue-veined junket pumper, blue-veined hooligan, blue-veined
>>> piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined
>>> trumpet, blue veiner, blunt end, bobblers, bobbles, bobby-dangler,
>>> bobbys anorak, bobby's helmet, bobstay, bobtail, bodkin, body's
>>> captain, bogga, bomhead, bonbons, bone in the leg, bone phone,
>>> boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish, boneless stiff,
>>> boneroni, bonfire, bonk-on, booboos, boss and his two helpers,
>>> botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, bowsprit, boy toy,
>>> bozack, branch, brat-getter, broom handle, bristle up, Brown Joe,
>>> bruiser, brush, bubbly jack, bubbly jock, bubus, bucking bronco,
>>> Buckinger's boot, buddy, buffing stick, bug-fucker, bugle, bulge,
>>> bullets, bullish, bulp, bum balls, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung,
>>> burrito, bush whacker, business, butt basher, butt smasher,
>>> butterfinger, button buster, button mushroom, button-short,
>>> buttonhole worker, BVH, cafe curtains, camel complaint, Canadian
>>> bacon, canary, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain,
>>> Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain Hogseye,
>>> Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, carnal member,
>>> carnal part, carnal parts, carry a big stick, cartes, carts, cartso,
>>> cartzo, catso, catzo, Casey, cavalier, cavity probe, change purse,
>>> chanticleer, charger, Charles the Bald, charleys, chaud, cheesy
>>> bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy wheelbarrow, cherry birch, cherry
>>> picker, cherry splitter, chicken mc nuggets, chicken neck, chibi,
>>> chimney-stopper, chingus, choad, chode, choker, chones, chooza,
>>> chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles,
>>> Christmas crakers, christener, chub, chubby, chuckies, chull, chum,
>>> chunky monkey, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, clappers, clava,
>>> cleat, clipped dick, cluster, cobbs, cobs, cobblers, cobbler's awls,
>>> cobbler's stall, cobra, cock of death, cock-on, cock-stand,
>>> cockaroony, cocked, cocked gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles,
>>> cockoroony, cockroach, cockstand, cocktus erectus, cocky, coconuts,
>>> cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen
>>> Bawn, come factories, command module, Compass of the Netherland,
>>> concern, concrete donkey, conkers, cookies, coolies, copper stick,
>>> coral branch, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, Corsican, cory,
>>> coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat, crack hunter, crackerjacks,
>>> cracking tool, crank, crankshaft, cream crackers, cream-stick,
>>> credentials, cremorne, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crotch
>>> cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch rocket, crowbar, crowd pleaser,
>>> crown jewels, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo, cucumber, cullions, culls,
>>> culty-gun, cum factories, cum slinger, cunny-catcher, cunt-stabber,
>>> cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, Cupid's
>>> torch, curls, curlies, curly hairs, curtains, custard-chucker, cut
>>> out to be a gentleman, cut out to be a man, cutlass, cuts, Cyclops,
>>> daddy longdick, daddy bag, daddy mack, damsons, dangle, dangle-dong,
>>> dangler, dangling participles, dart of love, dawn horn, dead lizard,
>>> dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead stick, dead worm,
>>> deadwood, dear morsel, delight of women, derrick, devil, diamond
>>> cutter, diamonds, dick butkiss, dick-tator, dick up, dick wheat,
>>> dickery-dock, Dickie, Dicky, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock,
>>> diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dill, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick,
>>> ding, ding-a-ling, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, dingbat, dingbats,
>>> dinghy, dingle, dingo, dingy, dink, dinosaur, dirk, divining rod,
>>> do-dads, do-funny, do-hickies, do-jigger, do-johnny, dobber, Doctor
>>> Cocker, Doctor Johnson, dodads, dofunny, dohickey, dohickie,
>>> dohickeys, dohickies, dohinger, dojigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
>>> dolphin, donaker, dong and gongs, donger, donkey, donkey dick,
>>> donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, donut holder,
>>> doodad, doodads, doodle-flap, doohicky, doover, doowhackey, dopper,
>>> down below, down-led, down there, drain pipe, draped, drapes,
>>> dribble-cock, driving post, drooper, drooping member, dropping
>>> member, droopy, drumstick, ducky-bird, dust cover for the cunt,
>>> dusters, dydus, eager pleaser, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon,
>>> ejac vac, eleventh finger, Elmer Pudd, enemy, engine, engine of
>>> love, English sentry, enob, equipment, erected spermapositor,
>>> erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, Eric
>>> Shun, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, extra digit, extra skin,
>>> eye dropper, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye of the Bishop, fags
>>> toothbrush, faggots toothbrush, family organ, fancy work, fanny
>>> ferret, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, father-of-all, fiddlestick,
>>> fiddling stick, figs, finger puppet, firm worm, first leg of three,
>>> fish stick, fixed bayonet, flack, flag, flagpole, flapdoodle, flesh
>>> pencil, flip-flap, flounder, flowers and frolics, foaming beef
>>> probe, foot long, forbidden zone, fornicating engine, fornicating
>>> member, fornicating tool, fornicator, fountain pen, Fred, frick,
>>> frick and frack, frigamajig, front porch, fruit for the monkey,
>>> fuck-meat, fuck muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fuck-stick, fucking
>>> stick, fucking tool, fuckstick, fud packer, fun and frolics, fun
>>> bone, fun-stick, fun-zone, funk-stick, funmaker, gadgets, gadso,
>>> gap-stopper, gargantuan organum virile, gator, gaying instrument,
>>> gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick d'amour, General
>>> smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ, genital
>>> coupler, genital forefoot, genital pound of flesh, genital reamer,
>>> genital staff, genital shaft, genital tentacle, genitalia, gentle
>>> fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage, German
>>> helmet, get a stand, gherkin, gifted, giggling pin, gingambobs, girl
>>> catcher, girlometer, globes, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick,
>>> gnarled root of love, goat, goatees, goatskin, gobstopper, Gods
>>> revenge on a woman, golden rivet, gonads, gones, goober, good foot,
>>> good parts, good time prison use, gooseberries, goose's neck, goot,
>>> gooter, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand bag, gravy-giver, gravy-maker,
>>> grew proud below the navel, grinding tool, gristle-stick, groceries,
>>> groin, guided missile, gully-raker, gutstick, hacker, hair divider,
>>> hairless wonder, hairy banana, hairy conkers, hairy saddlebags,
>>> hairy sausage, half a cob, ham and two eggs, ham howitzer, Hamilton
>>> Wick, Hampton Wick, hand made, hand reared, handstaff, handle,
>>> hang-down, hangers, happy sack, hard, hard-bit, hard head, hard
>>> salami, hard-up, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, hardware,
>>> harpoon, hat rack, have a bone, have a bone-on, have a boner, have a
>>> hard-on, have a horn, have a rod-on, having it on, he-thing, heat in
>>> the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile,
>>> heirlooms, helmet, helmet pelmet, Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed
>>> German, hermit, hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, higgumbobs,
>>> His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, ho-handle, hock, hodge dog,
>>> hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holiday money, holy poker, holy
>>> pole, honker, honorable prick, hopping bug, horn, the, horn-colic,
>>> hornification, horse's handbrake, horsemeat, hot dog, hot member,
>>> hot rod, hotchee, huevos, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung, hung
>>> like a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a
>>> rabbit, hung like a stallion, hunk of meat, husbandman of nature,
>>> ice cream machine, ID, idol, in full fig, in full orchestra, in
>>> one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, inch, inch instrument,
>>> instrument, instrumentum erectum, interstitial glands, intimate
>>> bits, intimate parts, intromittent organ, Irish horse, Irish rise,
>>> Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick, Jack-in-the-box, Jack
>>> in a box, jackalope, jakey, jackhammer, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool,
>>> jammy, jang, jap's eye, jawbreaker, jenny, jean tent, jelly bag,
>>> jellyroll, Jenny Tull, Jews lance, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry
>>> showcase., Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national,
>>> Jewish nightcap, jezebel, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle
>>> bone, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy,
>>> jingleberries, jizzbags, jizz jemmy, jockum, John Tom, John Thomas,
>>> John Thursday, John Willie, Johnny Come lately, Johnny Rollicks,
>>> Johnny Rollocks, Jolly Red Giant, jolly member, jolly roger, jolly
>>> stick, joyknob, joystick, Julius Caesar, jumbucks, jungle meat,
>>> jungleberries, junior, kaks, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds, key to heaven,
>>> kickapoo, kielbasa, King King Dong, king-member, king's iron, kit,
>>> knackers, knacks, knick-knacks, knitting needle, knob-ache, knob
>>> sack, knobster, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, knot, lace,
>>> lace curtains, lad, the, ladies' plaything, lady-ware, lamp of life,
>>> lance in rest, lance of love, langer, lanoola, large cock, Lazarus,
>>> lead in your pencil, leather cigar, leather dresser, leather
>>> stretcher, lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lift-up,
>>> limp-dick, limp-prick, limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, lithoid
>>> phallus, little acorns, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little
>>> Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger,
>>> little friend, little head, little man, Little Peter, little pinkie,
>>> little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, live wire, load, loaded gun,
>>> lob cock, lob prick, log, loins, lollypop, long dong, Long Dong
>>> Silver, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, lop
>>> cock, louisville slugger, love apples, love bone, love handle, love
>>> length, love machine, love meat, love nuts, love pump, love-rod,
>>> love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool, love
>>> torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, love-wand, loves battering
>>> ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, love pick-lock, loves
>>> sensitive truncheon, low-hangers, low neck, lower male proboscis,
>>> luggage, lunchbox, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, machine of
>>> love, machinery, nuts and bolts, maggot, magnum, main vein, Majesty
>>> in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male cleaver,
>>> male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club,
>>> male genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital organ, male
>>> genital teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male
>>> intruder, male knout, male member, male membrum erectum, male
>>> monolith, male netherlands, male organ, male organ of generation,
>>> male organ of reproduction, male organs of generation, male organs
>>> of reproduction, male organon, male pendant, male poker, male pouch,
>>> male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male pudendum, male
>>> reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male sexual
>>> organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, man,
>>> man-meat, man mountain, man root, man steel, man's best leg of
>>> three, man's privaties, man's third leg, manbone, manhood,
>>> manliness, manmeat, marabon stork, maritudinal erection, marble
>>> halls, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de Lorne, Marquis of Lorne,
>>> marriage gear, marrons, marrow-bone, masculine part, master member,
>>> master tool, masterpiece, material part, mating meat, mating tool,
>>> matrimonial peacemaker, Max Walls, maypole, means of generation,
>>> meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables,
>>> meat axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat for
>>> the butcher, meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the
>>> poor, meat for the needy, meat puppet, meat-seeking pissile, meatus
>>> longus, meaty bites, meggs, Member for Cockshire, membrum virile,
>>> membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, mentula, Mickey,
>>> middle finger, middle stump, mighty meat, milk bone,
>>> millimeter-peter, missile, missile of Venus launched, Mister Happy,
>>> Mister Fuzzy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy, Mister Wiggly, modigger,
>>> moisture missile, mole, mommy-daddy button, monkey, morning hard-on,
>>> morning pride, morning wood, most precious parts, moving parts, Mr.
>>> Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, muff
>>> missile, muscle of love, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, mutton,
>>> mutton bayonet, mutton gun, mutton musket, Nebuchadnezzar, nackers,
>>> nadgers, nad bag, nad sack, nads, nags, nameless thing, nasty bits,
>>> natural member, natural parts, natural places, naturals, nature's
>>> scythe, naughty bits, naughty toy, nearsighted, necessaries,
>>> needle-dick, nervous cane, nether parts, nether proboscis, nether
>>> regions, Niagara Falls, night stick, nightcrawler, nick-nacks, nine
>>> iron, nob, nobby halls, nothin cock, nubbin, nudger, nuggets,
>>> nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy, oak tree, oblisk,
>>> okra and prunes, Old Adam, old baldy, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old
>>> Faithful, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny,
>>> old one-eye, Old Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, on the
>>> bonk, on the honk, on the stand, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed
>>> brother, one-eyed demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed
>>> pants mouse, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one eyed whale,
>>> one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's
>>> person, onion skin, orbs, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, organ of
>>> reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile, organum virile
>>> durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer,
>>> P-maker, package, pan handle, pantilever, pants philistine, pants
>>> python, pants worm, parts below, passion pole, Pat and Mick, pax
>>> wax, peacemaker, pebbles, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator pecker,
>>> peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peenie, peep, pee-pee, peepee
>>> hole, peeper, peewee, peezel, peg, pego, penal dick, pencil and
>>> tassel, pencil dick, penicillus, penie, penile erection, penis
>>> glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, Percy,
>>> pet snake, phallating club, phallating stick, phallic decorum,
>>> phallic erection, phallic pendant, phallic cleraver, phallic pencil,
>>> phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, phallus, phallus
>>> adamantus, phallus erectus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus,
>>> pickle, picnic lunch, piddler, piece of meat, pike, piledriver,
>>> pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, pills, pichita de oro,
>>> pimple-prick, pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink
>>> torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, pipe outside, piss fat,
>>> piss handle, piss hard-on, piss-pipe, piss proud, pissworm, piston,
>>> piston rod, pitch a tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pixie
>>> stick, pizzle, pizzler, placket-racket, plaything, plonker,
>>> plug-tail, plunger, pocket fisherman, pogo-stick, point, Polyphemus,
>>> pood, poontanger, pooper, poperine pear, popsicle, popsicle stick,
>>> popular body parts, popular parts of your anatomy, pork dagger, pork
>>> enema, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, potato finger, potent
>>> regiment, pouch, poud, prack, prairie oysters, prepuce, priapus,
>>> prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand, prickle, pride and joy,
>>> pride-of-the-morning, prides, princock, prigpas, Prince Everhard of
>>> the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, private parts, private property,
>>> privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy members, privy
>>> parts, prod, pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of
>>> the flesh, prunes, pubes, pubickers, pudendal intruder, pudendal
>>> trifler, pudendus, pump action mottgun, punisher, the, puny prick,
>>> puppy, purple-headed avenger, purple-headed custard chucker,
>>> purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed love truncheon,
>>> purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple helmeted yogurt
>>> thrower, purple lollipop, purple-throbber, purple-veined
>>> tonsil-tickler, purse, pus-rod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pussy
>>> fodder, pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker,
>>> pussy-sticker, putter, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, quim-stake,
>>> quim-stick, quim-wedge, rabbit, radish, raisin bag, raise a gallop,
>>> ram charger, rammer, ranger, rat, real piece, Rector of the Females,
>>> red cap, red hot poker, red lobster, redcap, reproductive organs,
>>> Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise, rise in the Levis, roaring horn,
>>> roaring jack, rock formation, rock python, Rodney, rodger, Roger the
>>> Lodger, rollocks, rollies, roly-poly, rooster, rosy red reproductive
>>> rod, roto-rooter, roundhead, royal jewels, rubigo, rude bits, rude
>>> parts, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter, sack, sack o' nuts,
>>> salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, Sandra Bullocks, scalloped
>>> potatoes, schmekel, schmeegle, schmock, schnitzel, schwantz,
>>> schwing, scope, scorz, screwdriver, scrot, scrot sack, scrote,
>>> scurvy end, seals, secret parts, secret works, secrets, semen
>>> shooter, Senator Packwood, sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon,
>>> serpent, sex bone, sex glands, sex meat, sex organ of the male, sex
>>> stalk, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, sheath,
>>> shit stabber, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shmuck, shooting
>>> iron, shooting stick, short and curlies, short hairs, short leg,
>>> shove-straight, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, silky appendage, silver
>>> penny, sinbad, skinclad tube, skinned, slabs, sleeping bag, sleeping
>>> beauty, slug, slurpee, small arm, small person, smeat, snatch
>>> pointer, snorker, snotty, solicitor general, the, southern
>>> hemisphere, spear, spermapositor, sperm sack, spike, spiked phallus,
>>> spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, split-mutton, spooge gun,
>>> sporran, sporting some wood, spunk factories, Spunky, spurm gun,
>>> stable, stacked, stag, stalk, stand, stand-on, standard, standing,
>>> standing member, stanley the power drill, star-gazer, steel beam,
>>> steely dan, stemmer, stick and bangers, sticker, stickshift, sticky
>>> finger, sticky spud gun, stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, stiff-on,
>>> stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander, stiffy, stinger, stocking
>>> stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, stork, Stormy Dick, stout
>>> warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud, stud meat, stuffy,
>>> Sunday best, Sunday clothes, superdick, swack, swanska, sweet meat,
>>> sweets, swelling, swizzle stick, tackle, tadge, tadger, tadpole
>>> carrier, tail high, tail-line, tail pike, tail tackle, tallywag,
>>> tallywags, tallywagger, tallywhacker, tan-trousered snake,
>>> tannhauser, tarn wags, tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, taters, tatties,
>>> teapot, teenie-weenie, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender
>>> tumour, 10-Pounder, tent, tent peg, tent po le, terror of virgins,
>>> testes, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities, Texan, Texas
>>> longhorn, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingie, thingamajigs,
>>> thingmajigs, thingamaling, thingumbobs, thingummies, thingummy,
>>> thingy, Thomas, thorn in the flesh, three card trick, three-inch
>>> fool, three-piece set, three-piece suit, throb knob, throbbing
>>> member, throbbing muscle of pure love, throbbing python of love,
>>> thumb, thumb of love, thumper, tickle faggot, tickle-tail,
>>> tickle-toby, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tilt on one's kilt,
>>> tired-rabbit, tit-bit, tittle-bat, todger, tom-tom, Tom Doolies, Tom
>>> Thumb, Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tonsil wrench,
>>> toobsnake, toobsteak, tool bag, tool of pleasure, toothache, toot
>>> meat, tosh, tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, trap
>>> stick, tree of life, tree of love, tref, Tricky Dicky, trifle,
>>> trigger, trombone, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser tent,
>>> trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet, trouser truncheon,
>>> trouser worm, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, tube of meat, tube-steak,
>>> tug muscle, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy banana,
>>> tummy-tickler, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turned
>>> on, turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank,
>>> twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig and berries, twins,
>>> the, two dots and a dash, ugly little dog Dick, uncle, Uncle Jim and
>>> the twins at attention, undercarriage, under par, underpant eel,
>>> underparts, unemployed, unit, unmentionables, unruly member,
>>> unsliced bologna, up a bone, up-pointed male spike, upscope, Urals,
>>> The, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless, vaginal
>>> dilator, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiny bang stick,
>>> veiny salami, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, verge, VIP, virgins
>>> dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals, vomer,
>>> voorsch, wab, wag, wake up with Jake up, walking tripod, wammer,
>>> wang bone, wang-tang, wangdoodle, wanger, wank stick, wank tanks,
>>> wanker, wankrod, wares, watch and seals, water engine, water pistol,
>>> water spout, water worker, water works, waterworks, wazzock, wear a
>>> turtleneck sweater, wear it up in curls, wear it up in pins, wedding
>>> kit, wedding tackle, wedge bone, wee, wee-man, wee-wee, weener,
>>> weiner, weinie, well-endowed, well-equipped, well-furnished,
>>> well-hung, well-knobbed, well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, wet
>>> noodle, wet spaghetti, whalebone, whammer, whang, whang bone,
>>> whangdoodle, whanger, whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus,
>>> whatzis, wheezer, whip whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky
>>> dick, whistle, white owl, whoopie stick, whopper, Wicked Willie,
>>> wiener, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wild rogue, Wilde
>>> Oscar, willy, willy the burping worm, wimpy dick, wingdoodle,
>>> winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle, winky, winky bag, winny-popper,
>>> wishbone, wistle, witnesses to ones virility, wobbly bits, women
>>> pleaser, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb cannon, womb
>>> ferret, won ton, wong, wonk, wonger, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody
>>> Johnson, woofer, wooter, wop, worm with a nazi helmet, wriggling
>>> pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst, yack, yang fella,
>>> yarbles, yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat,
>>> ying-yang, yongles, yoyo, yummies, yutz, zack, zab, zap, zipperfish,
>>> zoob, zoobrick, zubb, zucchini, TITS!, 44s, air bags, ample-bodied,
>>> amply endowed, apple dumplings, apple-dumpling shop, appurtenances,
>>> assets, atom bombs, attitudes, babaloos, babooms, baby bar, the,
>>> baby bumpars, baby pillows, babys dinners, babys public house, bags
>>> of mystery, bajongas, balcony, ballasts, baloobas, bamboochas, baps,
>>> barbettes, barges, basket of goodies, bawangos, bazongas, bazongies,
>>> bazonkers, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas, bazoomy, bazoongies,
>>> bazumbas, B-cups, bean bags, beausom, beauties, beauts, bee bites,
>>> bee stings, beef bags, begonias, bejonkers, bell peppers, bellys,
>>> berks, berkleys, berthas, bezongas, BSHs, bibble chunks, big brown
>>> eyes, big browneys, big chester, bikini fillers, bikini stuffers,
>>> bings, blaaters, blamps, blinders, blossoms, blubber bags, blubbers,
>>> bobbers, Bobsey Twins, bodacious tatas, boobs, boobies, boobifers,
>>> boobulars, boobiferous, boobys, boom booms, boosiasms, boosies,
>>> boovies, borsties, bosiasms, bosoms, bottles, boulders, bouncers,
>>> bra-busters, brace and bits, Brad Pitts, brassiere food, bread bags,
>>> breastage, breasties, breastworks, briskets, Bristol bits, Bristol
>>> City, Cities, bristols, British Standard Handfuls, Brummagem
>>> buttons, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubby circus, bubs, buckets,
>>> buddings, buds, buds of beauty, buffers, bumpers, bumpies, bumps,
>>> bumpy jumpers, bunnies, burgeoning bunnies, bushel bubby, busters,
>>> busts, busty, butterbags, buttons, buxom, buzwams, cabmans rests,
>>> cadabies, Café la Mama, cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, carry
>>> a bundle, casabas, cats and kitties, cat heads, c-cups, chalubbies,
>>> charmers, charms, chebs, chee-chees, cherry-topped sundaes,
>>> cherrylets, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies, chest flesh,
>>> chest pillows, chest puppies, chesty, chichis, chichitas,
>>> chicken-breasted, choozies, chuberteens, chubbies, chubblies, chubs,
>>> chudleighs, chumbawumbas, chungas, chupas, circulus venosus of
>>> Haller, classy pair, cliff, coat hangers, cokernuts, cones,
>>> contours, cow-tits, cow-uddered, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes,
>>> Cupids kettledrums, cups, dairies, dairy farm, desirable fleshy
>>> parts, devils, diddies, diddleys, dindins, dinners, dirty pillows,
>>> docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, dodas, doll-tits, dollies, Dollys,
>>> doos, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied, draggy udders,
>>> droopers, dubbies, dubs, dugs, dumplings, Dutch Alps, dzwoonies,
>>> east and west, easts and wests, elders, ellens, endearing physical
>>> attributes, eye-pleasing fruit, fat flabs, fat sacks,
>>> featherweights, feeding bottles, female appurtenances, female
>>> bubbies, female charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities,
>>> filled-out, flab hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flat as a
>>> board, flat as a pancake, flat-chested, flesh bag, flesh bombs,
>>> fleshy bagpipes, fleshy interests, fleshy parts, fleshy charms,
>>> flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits, floppy whites, flops,
>>> flyspecks, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs, frontage, front
>>> bumpers, frontal development, fuck udders, full-bosomed,
>>> full-figured, full load, full pack, fulsome, fun bags, garbanzos,
>>> gavabos, gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib teesurbs, glandular
>>> endowments, good set of lungs, goodies, goonas, grapefruits, grapes,
>>> graysons, grids, groodies, growths, guavas, gubbs, hammertons,
>>> hammocks, hand-warmers, handfuls, headers, headlamps, headlights,
>>> heavers, hee-haws, hemispheres, hills, hills of paradise,
>>> Hindenburgs, honchos, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers, hooters,
>>> howitzers, hubbies, Irish draperies, ivory hills, jaboos, jabs,
>>> jalobies, jellies, Jersey Cities, jibs, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
>>> jigglies, jobblies, jubbies, jublies, jubblies, jubes, juicy
>>> peaches, jumblaaters, jumbos, kahunas, kajoobies, kettledrums,
>>> kitten's noses, knobbies, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lemons,
>>> Lewis and Witties, little drinks, loaded, loaves, loblollies,
>>> lobular hemispheres, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love bubbles, love
>>> buds, love muffins, love pads, love pillows, loves strawberries,
>>> lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lulus, lumps, lung nuts, lung
>>> warts, M & Ms, Mae West, maiden pinks, majonkers, mamas, mamazulons,
>>> mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets,
>>> mammilate, mammilia, mams, mamms, manapuas, Manchester Cities,
>>> manchesters, mangoes, maracas, Mary Poppins, masobs, massive
>>> mammaries, mastos, mastunculi, matched set, mazoomas, mcguffies,
>>> meat loaves, meat market, meatballs, meguffies, melons, memories,
>>> mesoseinia, mezoomas, midgies, milk bar, milk bags, milk bottle,
>>> milk buckets, milk churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk jugs,
>>> milk sacks, milk shop, milkers, milkshakes, milky way, the, mimpins,
>>> mochi hills, mods and rockers, mollicoes, molehills, mollies, moon
>>> balloons, mosobs, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount of
>>> lilies, mount everests, mountains, muffins, mulligans, mumbas,
>>> murphies, nacks, nancies, nature's founts, nay-nays, nenes, niblets,
>>> nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, ninnies,
>>> ninny jugs, nippers, nipply, nipply doo dahs, nips, niptastic mate,
>>> nittits, nobs, nodules, noogies, Norgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs,
>>> norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubbins, nubs, nuggies, nugs,
>>> num-nums, nummies, nums, nungers, nupies, of classic proportions,
>>> oomlaaters, oranges, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, over the
>>> shoulder, overblaaters, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
>>> headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas,
>>> palpable characters, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, pap heads,
>>> papayas, papilla, paps, pasties, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks,
>>> peanuts, pears, pechitos, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges,
>>> pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls,
>>> pectoral ninnies, pects, peepers, pendulant breasts, perkies,
>>> personalities, picayunes, piggies, pillows, pimples, pimples on a
>>> chest, pimples on the chest, pips, Play-Doh, pleasant eminences,
>>> plumpies, plungers, pneumatic bliss, pointers, points, points of
>>> interest, pokers, pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, poonts, porcelain
>>> spheres, potatoes, poundering complexities, pretty lungs, prominent
>>> bosom, pumpkins, pumps, puppies, pus glands, pygmies' cocks,
>>> queenies, racks, rasberry ripple, raspberries, rib cushions, rising
>>> beauties, roplopos, rosebuds, roundies, runts, sandbags, saggers,
>>> saggy pig tits, sagging summer squash, scar-crossed prunes, scones,
>>> scoops, semiglobes, set, set of jugs, shakers, shimmies, shock
>>> absorbers, shoulder boulders, shop, skin sacks, slugs, smarties,
>>> smosabs, smudges, smurfs, snorbs, snuggle pups, soft cadaby, softest
>>> part of a woman's torso, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, spuds,
>>> squashy bits, spooters, stacks, stits, stonkers, strawberries,
>>> stubs, superdroopers, superdupers, sweater dandies, sweater meat,
>>> sweater treats, sweaterful, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet rolls,
>>> tabs, tale of two cities, tamales, tatas, tater tots, teacups,
>>> teats, tetinas, tetitas, tetons, thousand pities, threepenny bits,
>>> threateners, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, ties, tiskies,
>>> tit-bits, tit for tats, tit tips, titch, tittens, titties, TNT, Tom
>>> tit, tomatoes, toora-loorals, tooters, top buttocks, top-balls,
>>> top-heavy, top ones, top set, top heavy, topside, toraloorals,
>>> torpedoes, towns and cities, tracy bits, tray bits, treasure chests,
>>> tremblers, turrets, twangers, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twin hills,
>>> twin lovelies, twin peaks, two beebees on a bread board, two raisins
>>> on a bread board, two on the town, two rounded hillocks, twofers,
>>> udders, umlauts, uglies, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions,
>>> upper works, ups, upstairs, valley, vavooms, veiled twins, very
>>> best, voos, wagons, waldos, wallopies, wammers, warheads, warts,
>>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers, whamdanglers,
>>> whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies, wombies, wooly
>>> west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps, zoftig,
>>> The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
>>> Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and
>>> Louise, Wilma and Betty.
>>
>> PMSL!!!!1!!!
>>
>> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)
>
> :)
>
> Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came from.

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