Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

[DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 2007-04-26 08:44:42 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
<fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:

> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, billowed in
> <f0q80j$qdi$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 02:53:44 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>> said:
>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou servitor. Thou sodden
>>> witted Lord. Ye tooted:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:32:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>>> said:
>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou blunt-witted lord ignoble
>>>>> in demeanor. Go shake your ears! Ye yearned:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:45:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou broken-backed
>>>>>>> caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou befogged base muleter. Ye
>>>>>>> released:
>>>>>>>> And pictures, if you have them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You've got a harem too, huh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <GASP!>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Me?! How could you ever suggest such a thing?!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Quite easily, though the process isn't so easy to describe; it
>>>>> involves taking an innocent or unlikely remark and creating an
>>>>> outrageous juxtaposition out if it.
>>>>
>>>> No, no, no ... I mean how could you have possibly known that I'm
>>>> looking for men content to laze about a pool scantily clad??
>>>> :^)
>>>>
>>>> <pout>
>>>> I suppose you're refuse my offer, too, aren't you?
>>>
>>> Yes, unequivocally. You're looking for men who're only developed
>>> from the neck down. I'm only developed from the neck up.
>>
>> No, no, no .... I need men built impressively from the neck up to tell
>> the ones from the neck down what to do ...
>
> That I can do...
>
> Me: "Hey, you bloody pansy-arsed, hairy-fairy! Get off your fat, lazy bum
> and make the lady an iced tea, you fucking great big girl's blouse billowing
> in the wind."
>
> Crash Street Kidd: "GGGGRRRR!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!!!
> MUTHAFUCKKA!" *DROOL*
>
> Me: <waving walking stick> "So, you get your kicks from beating up on
> defenseless cripples, do you?" *WHACK!*

I fixed your post as necessary. You forgot CSK's slack-lipped drooling
and forgot to whack said fool with stick.

>
>> Seriously, neck up is more interesting than neck down, love. "Neck
>> ups" can get a gym membership (if so desired), but "neck downs" aren't
>> likely to get any smarter.
>
> Alzheimer's...

;^)

>
>>>>>> <aside> That damned Lionel - all he had to do was refuse the
>>>>>> offer!
>>>>>
>>>>> My email address is real, btw.
>>>>
>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>
>>> lol - yes.
>>
>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>
> No worries.

Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?


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