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Re: I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue



Hey you Yonkers Farmer!
Get a freakin Boat like me- then you can pull rice up from the
paddies here in PJ!
Mike


I brive a dus wrote:
> This group has gone totally fucking insane.
> I can't keep up with what threads are what or with who the hell is
> using new aliases, and on top of that I thought I saw someone mention
> that Mike died.
> What I have ascertained is that the fighting is starting up again.
> Hurray!!!!!!!!!! What I haven't figured out though is who is fighting
> with whom.
> None of this would be bothering me if we had some sunshine here in NY.
> I'd be out in the garden planting the tomatoes, corn, peppers, cukes,
> eggplants, etc if only the damn sun would shine. 10 1/2 inches of
> rain, a heavy workload, and my son cutting 749,000 new teeth makes
> this place my evening constitutional so I am begging you to:
>
> Stick with 1 fucking name. Babu Patel or whatever the hell it is has
> no place on a security board.
>
> Post less 'press releases' than the press wants to read. Condense them
>
> Read a damn manual and leave the Honeywell dude alone (even if he acts
> smug)
>
> Remove the letter U from the words color & neighbor
>
> Find Roland a girlfriend and a keyboard with overdrive
>
> End the silly click copy save shit or whatever the hell that is
>
> Try just posting a link to that beat to death BBB report instead of
> the whole magilla.
>
> Teach LaLonde how to fish
>
> Have Mark arrested for wearing those Wonder Woman spandex pants while
> posing next to his 3 wheeled hoppity horse.
>
> Donate to the "Free Jim Rojas" anti death penalty fund
>
> Buy Bob Campbell a Memo Mate so he can remember he parked his dogsled
> in B section row 13
>
> and finally Bring Back RODNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> This group just isn't the same without Rodney. I don't know about you
> guys but I feel cheated when I think about how the saga of Kathy &
> George isn't shared with us, or when Rodney doesn't keep us informed
> on the progress of Dan Quayle's alarm. Rodney was the glue that bound
> us and without him we are lost sheep.
>
> Now failure on your part to comply will result in me mentioning
> R_F_I_  and we all know what that will mean.
>


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